IngloriousHeist



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    He was minding his own business, sitting in a movie theater in Queens, snacking on popcorn and wondering how many times he could make fun of Johnny Storm’s hair before Aunt May asked why he was so fixated, when the trailers ended, the lights went out, and Johnny appeared on the screen.

    Peter’s mouth went dry, and it wasn't because of the popcorn.

    Maybe it was the distance the movie gave him, Johnny up on a screen instead of right in front of him, warm and bright and frighteningly human. Maybe it was how endearingly terrible of an actor he was. Maybe it was the lighting.

    It was, Peter thought, probably the cowboy boots.

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    07 Jan 2018

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    Three days later, though, Tater amends, "Actually, I take back answer. That is not Nikiforov's face. He is mad at something."

    Eric Bittle, Viktor Nikiforov, and the accidental rivalry that shook the world.

    (Well, okay, it mostly just shook Bitty, but no way in hell he's admitting that one out loud.)

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    06 Jan 2018

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    "Please hear me out," the pants say, urgently. "M'names Barry. I've been trapped in these pants for fucking decades."
    Sildar pauses. The voice sounds so sad.
    "This has literally nothing to do with me," Sildar says. "I guess I can take you to the university, if you want?"
    "Nonono, they'll just destroy me," Barry says. "Maybe, uh, don't do that."
    Sildar pauses. "...Are you a lich?"
    The jeans are silent for a moment.
    "No-oo," Barry says.
    "You're a lich," Sildar says flatly.
    "Yeah, okay," Barry admits. "But in my defense it was an accident."

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    04 Jan 2018

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    Gwen falls into an alternate universe where three things are true: She’s dead. Mary Jane’s Spider-Woman. And Peter Parker’s in a band.

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    02 Jan 2018

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    Odysseus scurries between tents, unsure what to get the man who has everything, and the Goddesses are amused.

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