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    When Harry was eleven years old, his Hogwarts letter came by owl. He'd been accidentally blowing windows open and lighting cauliflower on fire for years. James took Harry to go get his wand at Ollivanders, and Lily took Dudley to the Owl Emporium where he tried to convince her they should build an aviary in the backyard. They came home with a fat black cat who hissed at everyone. Dudley named him Spooks, and Lily called him Monster.

    "Did you have to?" said James. "That is the meanest beast I've ever met, and I've known Remus unmedicated on full moons and a pubescent Sirius thwarted in love."

    Lily, who had ink on her cheek and a ballpoint pen stuck behind her ear, waved vaguely at the living room without looking up from her arrest report. Dudley was asleep in an armchair. The cat sprawled across his lap. Both its front paws were wrapped around Dudley's arm as it cleaned his wrist with aggressive fondness.

    "Alright," said James. "Yeah, you had to."

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    So he already knew that Wash was all kinds of messed-up and weird. If that includes some kind of bizarre, aesexual sound fetish, Tucker supposes he can deal.

    Or: the story in which Wash has ASMR, and Tucker uses his powers for good.

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    27 Apr 2016

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    “In the incredibly unlikely case of first contact with an alien species, remain calm. Remain completely calm. Take deep breaths and do everything in your power to avoid thinking about the enormity of the situation and the inherent fragility of your place in the universe. Take up yoga. Move back to the farm. Keep your loved ones close. Forget this ever happened.”

    - Preface, Pryce and Carter’s First Contact Protocol Manual

    The Hephaestus crew deals with the immediate aftermath of humanity’s first contact. Just, you know, don’t say the “a”-word.

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    23 Apr 2016

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    Her crew is sleeping. Hera is not. In the wake of “Controlled Demolition”, Hera takes stock of what’s left.

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    23 Apr 2016

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    Day 252 aboard the USS Hephaestus. Eiffel has an important question.

    Plus: the continued existence of the universe, time as a bizarre human construct, and cake.

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