HeartlessFreedom



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    “Stiles, sweetheart, I know you're angry with me right now, but I'm a good trickster: I wouldn't give you anything you couldn't handle. You needed to know how it felt to have someone else manipulating your love life--Derek's just an asshole. Just give it time, yes? And don't forget to leave a message at the tone!”

    Derek left a message, alright. Stiles' ears were still burning. He didn't even know someone could swear like that.

    Or: The time Derek and Stiles pissed off a trickster and got stuck doing the thirty day OTP challenge. Hilarity ensues.

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    “My name is Brenda. I’m here because I grabbed that bitch Mary Beth by the hair and slammed her face first into her
    sub-par Pinterest cookies,” the woman in the track suit declared, still tearful but defiant. “I know I shouldn’t have but she knew I’d been working on my Macaroons for months. And what does she do? Waltz into the PTA meeting with some superior look--not on my watch, fucker.” She gave a huge, wet sniff. “By the time the red faded from my eyes, I’d knocked out the principal, punched a woman in the throat and was strangling Beth’s husband with my bra. But what was I to do? I’m Brenda freaking Matthews, and I will not put up with that shit. I was prom queen, for God’s sake. Prom. Queen.”

    There was a resounding silence. Then one of the old ladies put her fist in the air in a moment of commiseration.

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    Derek delivers a basket to a neighbor he didn't realize he had, Stiles speaks Polish, and Laura cackles in the background. Also, a drag queen.

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    Loki comes down from Asgard with a request from his and Thor's children: they want to come and visit their father. Naturally, Thor agrees.

    This is all well and good, except for the fact that Thor never mentioned having a wife and kids.

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    Loki is the cherished youngest son of the very overprotective King Laufey, and Loki has had quite enough of his father's restrictions. So he slips away to Asgard and has a tryst with the son of Odin—the consequences of which are going to be impossible to hide.

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