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    The spare key is under the mat, just like Poots said it would be. Hefting his carefully-curated care package under one arm, Jack wrestles with the key in the lock before tucking it safely back into its hiding spot. He shuts the door quickly behind himself, and is toeing out of his shoes when a voice echoes out from somewhere.

    “Sweetheart, you’re home!”


    Jack Zimmermann is an established hockey player. He’s three years in to his NHL career, has had the A for the Falconers for two and a half, and is ready to make winners out of the new group of rookies. He pulls one under his wing, affectionately nicknamed Poots, and it should all go as planned. But say Jack accidentally discovers that Poots has a boyfriend. And say that Poots wasn’t a very good boyfriend. And say, for arguments’ sake, Poots’ boyfriend definitely deserved better.

    Jack is maybe, possibly, totally fucked.

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    13 Feb 2018

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    Ladybug and Chat Noir come to a serious and professional agreement that they should pretend to date so their children citizens will stop looking so sad for, like, at least five minutes.

    Things, obviously, do not go according to plan.

    (Except that they do. Kind of.)

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    21 Jan 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 16

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    If Merlin could have Arthur; if Arthur could love him and want him and make it work despite everything, then why couldn't Morgana have Gwen?

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    21 Jan 2018

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    In a surprisingly good David Attenborough impression, Gwaine said, “Here you see the remarkable mating ritual of the Merlin and the Arthur. Which involves mostly insults and swearing.”

    Or: How Merlin and Arthur Met and Why There is a Restroom Wall Dedicated to Arthur’s Ass

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    19 Jan 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 93

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    Arthur doesn't like flowers, poetry, doves, or honeycakes, ergo he doesn't like romance. Or does he?

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    18 Jan 2018