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    Mabel returns to Gravity Falls for the first time in years and ends up staying longer than intended. Dipper heads back to Gravity Falls expecting a reunion. Maybe it's time they accepted that their life is never going to be so simple. Every time they come into town, things always seem to go wrong. And last time, they finally fell apart. At least that hasn't changed.

    A twenty-year-old Mabel Pines just meant to drive through Gravity Falls, but after starting an unexpected partnership with Ford, she stays in town to reopen the Mystery Shack. It is no coincidence that this is also when Dipper's return to town takes place and, shortly thereafter, the return of that demon Mabel had really hoped was dead. And it is no coincidence that these returnings call the attention of another far more personal foe.

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    A collection of all of my batjokes fics, excluding Tainted Love.

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    Another summer in Gravity Falls, and things are...weird.

    Well. Weirder than usual.

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    14 Mar 2017

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    When Draco discovers Harry Potter is his new landlord, he's convinced he's going to lose his shop. When Harry discovers Draco Malfoy's been invited on his friends' annual ski trip, he's certain his holiday is ruined. This is the story about how neither one of them is right.

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    8 Mar 2017

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    Years ago, Harry Potter disappeared from the Wizarding World. When Draco spots him at a club in Muggle London, well, he just can't resist the opportunity that presents itself.

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    17 Feb 2017

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    Ron expects Eighth Year to be more of the same—classes, homework, new professors. He never expects it to bring new revelations.

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    1 Feb 2017

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    Peeves, though he was nasty about everything else--ickle firsties and orphan girls--got it immediately. For all six years of Harry's Hogwarts tenure, he dropped water balloons on the heads of anyone who misgendered her.

    Professor Binns never quite figured it out, but he didn't know any student's name. Nearly Headless Nick gallantly and somewhat awkwardly called her lady and tried to hold open doors for her, despite the fact that he couldn't open them.

    Snape called Harry "Mr. Potter" for all seven years that he was in Harry's life. Around year three, Ron stopped counting the detentions he got for his increasingly sarcastic responses to this.

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