13 Works by Hammie

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    Courfeyrac falls through the roof of no. 7 Rue de l'Homme Armé, taking down not only the ceiling, but the carefully built walls Valjean has constructed around himself and Cosette. Wacky hijinks ensue. Thanks to Hammie for beta-ing.

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    119,722
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    178
    Kudos:
    117
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    2963
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    Bashir becomes aware that Garak's feelings for him may be more than friendly. He thinks that he can use this to the Federation's advantage.

    Words:
    1,325
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    182
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    "Grantaire was happy enough to join Bahorel and Jehan’s team, happy enough to mock and destroy, but he could not build. Even when Combeferre put aside his books and joined Courfeyrac and Enjolras, Grantaire couldn’t help but mock their solutions, their ideals, as well as everything else. Bahorel and Jehan didn’t seem to mind; they steered the conversation back into mockery and appreciated Grantaire’s skill with caricature. Courfeyrac seemed to like Grantaire’s puns, and even Combeferre liked practicing his aim against Grantaire. However, it was clear that the game had fundamentally changed."

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    4,720
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    752
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    Éponine accosts Enjolras. Things don't exactly go like she planned.

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    883
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    930
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    She spun around, lacing her arm around the creature’s throat and holding the stake directly over its heart. “Don’t move.”

    The creature whimpered, and from her position behind it she could see the whites of its eyes gleam in the meagre moonlight. “You needn’t carry on acting,” she informed it, quietly into its ear. “I know what you are.”

    “A law student?” the creature responded in shaky and bewildered tones.

    Words:
    2,546
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    585
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    Jehan wants to build a sand castle; Enjolras thinks that this romanticizes monarchy. Somehow everyone is able to come to an agreeable solution in the end.

    Words:
    1,235
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    435
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    "Only Marius Pontmercy sneaks out furtively in the dead of night to go sit in a regular garden!”

    Courfeyrac is as obnoxious as possible and Marius is bad at things. They smooch.

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    2,667
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    836
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    “The booby trap was supposed to catch heroes. And unprofessional archaeologists. I didn’t think anyone else would come up here.”

    “Oh, what, so I’m not hero material, is that it?” said Sollux. “Just because I can’t see and don’t have two biceps per arm, I’m not booby worthy, huh?”

    There was a pause as they both considered that sentence.

    Words:
    2,986
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    853
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    Summary

    Wherein Two Young Trolls Abuse Their Psychic Powers And Intelligence To Swindle Several High-Blooded Gambling Institution Officiators Out Of Vast Sums of Money, Leading To The Development Of Considerable Bodily Peril; or,

    TROLL 21 ... IN SPACE!!!!!!

    Words:
    2,215
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    508
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    It's Jane's birthday, and R has to find the perfect messenger to deliver her gift. [illustrated!]

    Words:
    667
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    845
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    In an alternate universe where trolls and humans coexist on Earth, sixteen students must contend with such daunting prospects as teen romance, malicious books, frogs, possibly an apocalypse, and the cut-throat world of school sports. Also, everybody is a wizard.

    Rated PG for mild peril and fantasy spiders.

    Words:
    18,983
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    96
    Kudos:
    510
    Bookmarks:
    101
    Hits:
    28314
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    Karkat thinks his rivalry with John will be a beautiful hatemance for the ages. He is mistaken. It is mostly prank wars and kicking.

    Words:
    361
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1264
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    Two sweeps after being forced to leave his friends in the clutches of the Empire, Karkat has become a captain in the Rebellion - a scattered force of anti-Imperial freedom fighters, bent on bringing down the Condesce and the exploitative troll society she dictates. But when a chance encounter with a long lost friend proves to him that the others are still alive, Karkat takes his ship deep into Empire territory, in a risky last ditch effort to fix the mess he left behind.

    Words:
    2,209
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    3370

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