HabituallyIronic



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  1. Public Bookmark 63

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    Gamzee's life revolves around his spit fire of a roommate, stabbing people full of holes, and a boy who lives in the stacks of the library. Unfortunately, he's also tied to a bottle of pills that sits so unassumingly in his bathroom cabinet.

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    5 Jan 2013

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    The Jon goes to The Spine about his difficulties in the bedroom with Michael. Reluctantly, he helps.

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    2 Jan 2013

  3. Public Bookmark 10

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    [[A Steam Powered Giraffe/Portal crossover fanfiction.]] He looked down at himself and realized he was wearing a distressingly orange jumpsuit.

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    24 Dec 2012

  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    Rose and Kanaya invite Jade and Feferi, who are excited beyond belief at the prospect of a white Christmas, to spend the holidays with them. Fluff ensues.

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    4 Nov 2012

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    Dave has lived a sheltered life. He doesn’t know the epic feel of swords cutting through air, through wood, smacking on skin and raising welts. He doesn’t understand the nasty feel of defeat or the joy of victory at three in the morning after nine hours of sparring only to land a single hit on a forearm. He doesn’t know the taste of weed on the first hit or how much different—better—it is on the second and the third but how it leaves an ashy feel in his mouth at the last of the bong to the point where it’s almost a requirement to drink some apple juice. He has never experienced the buzz he gets from the drug. Most of all, he doesn’t know what rape is. He doesn’t know the feeling of idiocy that accompanies this. He doesn’t know because, in the Phi Timeline, Dirk wasn’t there to teach him these things and beat his ass when he finds out about his liking weed (but not his addiction, no, Dave was never addicted, true and honestly to his heart).

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    4 Nov 2012