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    When the First Order and the New Republic go to war, who wins? Phasma, if she has anything to say about it.

    Captain Phasma has begun to realize that her vision for the First Order conflicts with that of the Supreme Leader - specifically, she would prefer that they continue to survive.

    Meanwhile, Lando pretends to be Rick from Casablanca, Leia finally gets to do some really hands on diplomacy, and Maz Kanata is a funny, terrifying force of nature.

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    "Vampirism and depression does not have 1:1 linkage, as neither Eve, nor her sister Ava or their mutual vampire friend Christopher experience major depressive disorder."

    Or: Being Adam's therapist is really hard, you guys.

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    People never change.

    Ea-nasir: Mesopotamia's worst customer service since the reign of Rim-Sin.

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    3
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    The Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, as adapted into musical theater by the Takarazuka Revue of Japan.

    (Let's just imagine that licensing out the Disney songbook for an album was only the beginning of Disney's relationship with the all-female musical theater troupe, the Takarazuka Revue. Sparkles, discontinuity, casting and lightsaber interpretive dance ensue. )

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    English
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    2/2
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    13
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    2
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    Han thinks Rey should make friends and take drugs, but Rey just wants to build a flaming robot. But then she meets Finn!

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    Anakin does not want to network on the Playa, he wants to build giant flame robots. And make Padme like him!

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    1/1
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    10
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    Frank and Sadie face down blue beverages, warring fans and an angry blood god.

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    29
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    3
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    351
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    Something bad has happened to D'Artagnan! Who could possibly have done it? Can the Musketeers save him in time?

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    1/1
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    18
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    2
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    "Two weeks!" Jhaine R'zzoli exclaimed, "Sithspit, Mau-Ura, I know you're a bigshot Jedi healer, but couldn't you be wrong?"

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    Dragons, higher education and excerable poetry...

    Excerpts from the historic correspondence of Vice Chancellor Emeritus Perscitia OBE PhD PhD and the dragon Temeraire, circa 1870.

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    12
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    Gytha Ogg, infamous author of the celebrated Joye of Snacks, branches out into fiction with predictable results.

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    20
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    "Only about three packs in the world throw wolves like this. The funny thing is, those packs? They only teach them Dutch." Yes, John thinks, you deserve a better pack than this.

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    24
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    A wombat, a hyena and a priest tell ghost stories and wish for alcohol.

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    The Jareth Song.

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    After a hard shift saving the world, Stark - in his infinite wisdom - has decided to bond with Steve by talking about his favorite subject. Well, third favorite, after building things and smart-mouthing people.

    Steve is pretty sure none of his experiences really count. Tony is starting to wonder what Steve's definition of "is" is.

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    "If it could be easily induced and temporary, I might quite like having amnesia," Sherlock mused. "What a challenge! What a mystery! Pity it's wasted on you, John."

    (Contains absolutely no dub-con)

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    1/1
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    Thor falls in love with a microbrewery.

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    76
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    7
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    Dragons' rights and all that jazz. Or - scenes from the National Dragon's Suffrage Society visit to Chicago.

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    236
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    38
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    Steve Rogers and Tony Stark contemplated the smashed, smoking remains of the Papaya Dog on Ninth Avenue. "I never thought I'd say this," said Iron Man, "but this must be what being a parent feels like."

    In front of what used to be the shop window, Thor brandished his hammer. "Defy the son of Odin, manlings?" he shouted.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    8
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    102
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    15
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    This isn't how I thought I'd be spending my weekends, okay? A cyborg's work is never done.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    6
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    13
    Bookmarks:
    3
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