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‘Bartender’s motto,’ said Eggsy cheerfully. ‘Quickest way to a man’s heart is through his liver.'
In Harry’s line of work the quickest way to a man’s heart was usually between the ribs just left of his sternum, but he felt it would be impolitic to mention this just now.
Four drinks that Eggsy made for Harry and one Harry made for Eggsy.
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
4 Feb 2016
‘Clint, I’m not saying you can’t do it,’ Bruce said patiently. 'I’m just saying, as the opening line to an inauguration speech, Honestly, I never thought I’d make it this far lacks a certain amount of panache.’
1 Jan 2016
‘Agent Coulson,’ says the impeccably-dressed man standing in front of him, his weapon up and trained unwaveringly between Phil’s eyes. ‘This is rather a surprise. The last I’d heard, you were reported killed in action. Stabbed though the heart.’
In which Phil and Harry have an unexpected reunion, Clint and Eggsy are going to have words with their former bosses, and Natasha and Roxy are one hundred percent done with all the pining.
24 Dec 2015
‘The Shooting Star vigilante turned up again last night,’ Dugan said. ‘You heard the O’Shea gang shot some old fella last week, knockin’ over that bank in Brooklyn? Someone caught ‘em going for a jewellery store in the same area and left ‘em all knocked out and handcuffed on the steps of the local precinct.'
Bucky’s eyebrows raised. ‘Same callin’ card as the last couple times?’
‘White star with an intertwined C and A over the top,’ Dugan confirmed, leaning back and crossing his arms behind his head. ‘The fella’s been leaving us monogrammed calling cards for the better part of two years now, and still none of us know the first thing about him. Gotta tell you, Bucky Bear, it wounds my journalistic pride a little.’
In which fighting for justice proves to be a hard habit to kick, even after the war.
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
4 Dec 2015
‘What’m I s’posed to think?’ Michelle wails. ‘You tell me you’re working at this tailors, but you ain’t got no skills in sewing and you ain’t never in the shop when I go by. You keep comin’ back hurt all over an’ you tell me you’re gettin’ in street fights, but I seen you fight, baby, and no street punk could do that kind of damage to you ‘less you let ‘im.’
Eggsy’s mum gets the wrong idea about his job.
5/12/15: Extra Hartwin epilogue added!
Fandom: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
14 May 2015
In which four otherwise quite intelligent secret agents explore the monumental depths of their emotional ineptitude and Natasha and Roxy are the most terrifying of best bros.
Or, Espionage's A Small World After All.