God_of_Trickery



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    “Look, man," Scott says, "if you really don’t want to go, you don’t have to. Derek will understand, I’m sure.”

    “Derek. What does Derek—?”

    “Hey, look at the time.” Scott hops off the bed. “If you’re coming, get a move on. Train to catch.”

    “Fine, fine.” Rolling his eyes and muttering under his breath about best friends, man, Stiles pushes around the boxes of ammo before picking two.

    Scott peers over his shoulder. “Uh, we’re not going to war, dude. We’re going to Idaho.”

    “And how many times have you been to Idaho?”

    “None?”

    “Exactly.”

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    Derek left for just an hour and by the time he's back, there's a bunch of mistletoe hanging up by the west-side wall, along with a ring of tinsel, and a chart which looks like Peter and Stiles are winning some bizarre game of bingo.

    Spoiler: it's not bingo.

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    When the Sourwolf Candy franchise offers a $10,000 annual scholarship to the school of the winner's choice, Stiles jumps at the chance to enter. It doesn't matter that the other prizes are a day with one of the Hales and a lifetime supply of Sourwolf Candy. The sacrifices are worth it, because if there's one thing that Stiles hates more than Sourwolf Candy, it's Derek Hale.

    So of course he has to spend a day with the guy who made the catchphrase 'Don't be such a Sourwolf' popular: Sourfaced Derek Hale himself. If he doesn't, he doesn't get his scholarship money.

    Derek just wants a little sugar. Or a lot of sugar, as the case may be.

    A whole case of sugar.

    (He stress-eats sugar, ok?)

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    Derek is not being creepy when he stops by Stiles' cabin to check in on him at four a.m. He’s just making sure the grounds' victim hasn’t wandered away or been eaten by mountain lions, which he’s doing because Stiles doesn’t actually know what’s happening--or, at least, going to happen--and there was a report of a mountain lion sighting back in August. Really, it’s a safety thing. That’s all.

     

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    “This is Laura Hale calling. I have you booked at Lake Hale from September 16th - 18th, party of 6. I can assure you that our groundskeeper is up to the task. Previous visitors have reviewed his performance as being “suitably creepy” and “watch him, I think he really is a murderer.” Scripts have been sent to the email addresses you provided. We recommend that you keep the details of your murder private, to ensure the impact the events have on the rest of your party. If you have any questions, do not hesitate to contact me. I assure you, your friend won’t know what hit him. Metaphorically, of course. Welcome to Hale.”

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