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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    In which Elinor Dashwood is engaged as a companion for Mrs. Jennings, and goes to Devonshire, where she has a very different fateful meeting.

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    22 Jun 2016

  2. Public Bookmark 27

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    Hux gets set up with a blind date. Too bad the kid is not his type at all. No, not his type, at all. Well, except for his smile... and his skin...

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    22 Jun 2016

  3. Public Bookmark 17

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    Hux and his hawk daemon Carmina have long been loyal to Supreme Leader Snoke, carrying out his orders efficiently and with pride. But after witnessing the extent to which Snoke holds power over not only his servant Kylo Ren but his daemon Acerbyx as well, Hux and Carmina begin to question the Supreme Leader’s true motives in relation to Ren. As Hux begins to assess the possibility that Snoke may not have the First Order’s best interests in mind, Kylo Ren grows increasingly unstable in anticipation of the mysterious next phase of his training.

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    9 Jun 2016

  4. Public Bookmark 44

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    Completing an article series about ’People From Town’ for The Jakku Observer is quickly shaping up to be the lowest point of Hux’s journalistic career. In-between his splitting headaches and slogging through mind-numbingly boring interviews with local politicians and would-be actors, he’s got to put up with the most ludicrous people as well – like Kylo Ren, owner of that shop with the permanently darkened windows downtown, whose business isn’t as much selling groceries or repairing bikes as reading auras and telling the future from cheap Earl Grey from 7-Eleven.
    Kylo never expected anyone to pay his psychic parlour any serious attention. Frankly, he’d rather they didn’t. But when a journalist with some seriously determined spirits haunting his beautiful ass shows up he can hardly turn away. If only he could convince Hux that the supernatural is indeed very, very real before it’s too late…

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    5 Jun 2016

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    “Alone on Thanksgiving? Mad at your dad?

    I am a 28 year old felon with no high school degree, and a dirty old van one year younger than me painted like Eddie Van Halen’s guitar. I can play anywhere between the ages of 20 and 29 depending on if I shave. I’m a line cook and work late nights at a bar. If you’d like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I’m game.”

    Or, Hux brings Kylo home for the holidays.

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    5 Jun 2016

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