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  1. Professional Wrestling (122)
  2. World Wrestling Entertainment (90)
  3. The Hobbit (Jackson Movies) (52)
  4. Spartacus Series (TV) (39)
  5. Supernatural (32)

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    Bilbo Baggins has always wanted something more exciting than his dull but perfectly okay job, his mother Belladonna makes sure that he gets it by practically blackmailing him into opening a cafe. It's a cafe with a rainbow sticker in the window. Soon, Bilbo finds himself absorbed into a very unusual, and very rowdy and intense, family. He's particularly keen to get to know head of the family Thorin. There's corsets, threats, incest, meddling mothers, tattoos, grief, and a whole mountain of baking. This, Bilbo decides, is not a bad thing.

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  3. Summary

    A collection of pieces in the same universe, following the story of genderfluid!d'Artagnan.

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    Grant Ward is not skilled at socialising. He is entirely work focused, until Fitz and Simmons tell him they'd really like to sleep with him.

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    Dick Hobbs didn't die, though he came very close. He feels between worlds, he makes a friend of Miss Hart, he burns with Captain Jackson, he worries Inspector Reid. He lives, and he dreams of drowning.

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  1. Public Bookmark 19

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    CJ grew up wanting all sorts of things.

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    18 Sep 2016

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    Listening to your teammates make out in the other bed can be awkward, especially when they think you're asleep and start talking about how much they're into you.

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    6 Sep 2016

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    "What the hell is this, an Austen novel?"

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    20 Aug 2016

  4. Public Bookmark 1

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    Devious Insect Overlords don't expect to get sick. So it's understandable that, when they do, they may overreact and assume that they are under attack.

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    10 Aug 2016

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    “Jim Kirk.”
    Jim whipped around so fast most of his drink ended up on Spock, who was reaching for the phaser that wasn’t there. The Enterprise crew was parting like the biblical seas before Moses, and Jim could feel the temperature dropping.
    “Mom,” Jim croaked.

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    7 Aug 2016

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