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  1. Rec *

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    When there's a significant drop in the magical population, stressed Unspeakable Hermione Granger finds the answer. The Wizengamot threatens a Marriage Law unless a temporary Procreation Bill can make them see reason. Fortunately for Hermione, her chosen spouse knows how to work out all of her tension.

    Beta Love: raviesnake, fncmullin, RavenclawMidwife, LadyParongsny

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    10 Jan 2018

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    In a post-war world where Hermione is friends with Draco Malfoy and most of her friends have developed relationships with former Slytherin classmates, Hermione is single. However, when former Death Eater—Theo Nott—is dying, Hermione is guilted into marrying him to save his life.

    *Updated Sporadically—Not Abandoned*

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    09 Jan 2018

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    Draco rescues a poor, poor koala, which won't stop hugging him. Inspired by this pic of DanRad hugging Jack Huston aka Jack Kerouac in Kill Your Darlings, and this comment: "I've decided that he is part koala, and I think you should write a story where Harry becomes an Animagus, turns into a koala, and clings constantly to Draco." Beware of cute. Bring a toothbrush.

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    28 Dec 2017

  4. Rec *

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    All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter.

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    28 Dec 2017

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    For reasons he'd rather not think about, Draco is obsessed with Potter's hair. This cannot end well.

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    28 Dec 2017