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    Erin tries out tinder in the most science nerd way possible. Holtzmann tries to be the best wingman.

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    19 Nov 2016

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    Oh sure, reunion results in happiness, kittens, and rainbows, because that's definitely how life goes when you've just spent 70 years as a tool of villainy. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

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    19 Nov 2016

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    Erin has a ghost in her home, but she doesn't really want to bust it.
    Holtzmann is a ghost, but she wants to have a life.

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    12 Oct 2016

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    Holtzmann's voice came a bit muffled from the other side of the door. "No it's not that, I just forgot a towel is all."

    Erin almost laughed. "Why couldn't you just get out and get one yourself then? I don't take you for the type to care about some water on the floor--I mean I'm anti-floor water but I'm me so--"

    Holtz cut her off. "That is a fantastic suggestion Ms.Gilbert, I would have 100% done that but you see, I have a piece of highly unstable machinery situated right next to the bathtub and it may or may not implode and bring down this entire establishment with a single drop of water."

    "WHAT??"

    or the one where Holtzmann should really stop putting nuclear weapons where they pee.

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    12 Oct 2016

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    Erin Gilbert is not the first straight girl Jillian Holtzmann has ever fallen for.

    Here’s the thing: she’s good at patterns. She’s good at identifying patterns. Holtzmann isn't a mathematician but that doesn't mean she's not great at numbers and evaluating data and drawing a conclusion. She's a goddamn genius. This shit is easy in the way that people are difficult. Erin Gilbert is not the second or even the fifth straight girl Jillian’s ever fallen for, and it’s kind of getting to be a problem, except when she sees Dr Erin Gilbert, she thinks, maybe, this woman might be a statistical outlier. Nobody can wear that much tweed and be straight, surely. And she keeps trying, hopefully, to believe that, until the Kevin Crush makes it pretty fucking clear that it’s a losing bet. No big. Jillian is used to this, after all, and it’s totally definitely not going to be a problem at all.

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    12 Oct 2016