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    Chuck is a deadbeat dad with way too many kids. John is just a deadbeat dad. Their children cause mayhem and fall in love.

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    Reeling from the defeat at Starkiller Base, Supreme Leader Snoke comes up with an idea to unite the First Order under a figurehead they can rally behind: Hux. Despite their obvious hatred Kylo is named his knight and protector and assigned to stay by his side and follow his orders.

    Kylo Ren expects to hate being an acolyte of Emperor Brendol Hux the Second, ruler of the new Galactic Empire. He's surprised to find otherwise.

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    29 Mar 2016

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    The air is hot and sticky the day Hux moves to Savannah with his family. Despite the beauty of the house and the history of the city he can't wait to escape his temporary prison, to move up north and re-start his adult life.

    As it turns out, being stuck with his family for the summer is the least of his worries. Because there are monsters in the woods, and one in particular has its eye on him.

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    29 Mar 2016

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    This is turning into one hell of a fairytale.

    (or, the one in which Eggsy never dreamed of the Cinderella life and ends up living it anyway.)

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    08 Feb 2016

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    It's been a year since Eggsy became a Kingsman agent and saved the world for the first time. He loves his new life and he loves partnering with Harry. But sometimes Eggsy needs more than Harry is willing to give. Sometimes he needs things he left behind in the gutter where Harry found him. And sometimes, he needs it so bad he doesn't quite care who or where it comes from. It's never enough though...until the one night when it is.

    (or, the rentboy, daddy kink, so much UST it is physically painful smutfic no one asked for)

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    04 Feb 2016

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    Peter takes up additional paparazzi work to pay the bills, which inevitably leads to an angry flaming man, a broken camera, an accidental friendship and a whole lot more than he bargained for.

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    03 Feb 2016