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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    The setting is a place called HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY, and four students are about to embark on a MARVELOUS JOURNEY through the DANGEROUS WATERS OF ADOLESCENCE, as well as THE LESS DANGEROUS WATERS OF ORGANIZED CRIME. They are also ostensibly GOING TO LEARN MAGIC.

    And, quite possibly, there will be a great deal of KISSING ON THE FACE.

    (In which the Midnight Crew goes to Hogwarts, Spike writes unencumbered by a plot, and promotes all the ships.)

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    17 Jun 2013

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    Jack Noir - I mean Jose Vantas, I said Jose Vantas, not Jack Noir - is a legitimate businessman, just trying to run a damn real estate business and casino chain. But it's the busiest goddamn week of the year, and now here's some damn freaking detective jerkhole coming into his office and just not leaving him the crap alone. Jack needs this like he needs someone to stab him in the eye with a cigarette holder. That is, NOT VERY MUCH AT ALL. --A reimagining of the first meeting between Problem Sleuth and Spades Slick. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

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    17 Jun 2013

  3. Rec 4

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    Spades Slick is like a bad penny; he always turns up when she needs change, but he’s never the change she really needs. He’s always waiting for her in grimy alleyways, in sleazy bars, or outside the dingy apartment where she sleeps (it isn’t home, nothing in this city is home and it never will be).

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    17 Jun 2013

  4. Public Bookmark 2

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    Doze feels guilty over his quiet desire to be more than friends with Snowman. Itchy happens upon him during his shame-induced spell of sadness and offers some earnest (albeit awkward) comfort. Itchy, however, secretly has the same issue, though his desire for romance isn’t directed towards the Dersite femme fatal…

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    10 Jun 2013

  5. Rec 1

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    This isn’t the first time Boxcars has made this request. This time though, he’s finding himself reconsidering when Boxcars hands him the tie box and gives him that look. Inside is a blindfold, tailor made. Droog turns it over in his hand, judging it silently. Silk, crimson, barely noticeable seams. This will do.

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    10 Jun 2013