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    "And We're All Stuck in a Depression" and its various side stories. I swear, not all of the side stories will be smut.

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  1. Rec 4

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    Footfalls echo in the memory
    Down the passage which we did not take
    Towards the door we never opened
    Into the rose-garden. My words echo
    Thus, in your mind.

    (T. S. Eliot, Burnt Norton, 1936)

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    19 Jul 2017

  2. Rec 5

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    basically davekat in a nutshell its good this is not a joke

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    23 May 2017

  3. Rec 47

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    A summer heatwave causes Kankri Vantas to seek air-conditioned relief at the home of a former (and maybe still kind-of) suitor, Cronus Ampora. It turns out that Cronus's dad is kind of hot. Like, smoking hot. And that's a problem for poor Kankri.

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    21 May 2017

  4. Rec 1

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    When Gamzee Makara first saw his lusus – or a lusus so hilariously like his own it could have been an organic death mask – held tight in a jar on the meteor, the image had seemed like a riddle. A contradiction, some twisted together wordplay that would end up funny even if it didn’t seem possible and finish with a big “Ta-da!”

    This had been a restless old goat, after all. It had felt like this father-beast was everywhere but where Gamzee’d sat waiting for him, sometimes. Before. And now he was so, so still.

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    20 May 2017

  5. Rec 3

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    This story is only appropriate for ages 18+, and features fantastical elements that may be offensive and or weird to some actually most people. This story features an impossibly large man, oversized genitalia, and growth of the former two categories. Parts 1 & 2 feature no sex, but still have nsfw elements. Part 3 will be highly nsfw.

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    3 Dec 2016

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