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    “Three weeks,” Derek says.

    “Still don’t want to,” Stiles says.

    “I’ll pay you,” Derek says, and that… that has Stiles interested. Alf’s Antique’s may be a great job, but it’s not a high-paying job, and half of Stiles’s tuition is coming from financial aid, so…

    “How much,” Stiles asks, “are we talking here? Because I know your family, dude. And it’ll be kind of awkward after.“

    “My family thinks you’re some sort of fucking gift to the world,” Derek seethes, like he’s jealous, “they’ll probably be pissed at me when we break it off, so don’t worry about that. Five hundred bucks.”

    “A thousand,” Stiles says, because screw ethics. Also, the Hale family is loaded. Derek can deal.

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    "Dude, Derek Hale just asked you out," Scott exclaimed, a wide encouraging smile plastered on his face.

    Stiles scoffed, "he did not ask me out Scotty. He asked me if I would like to go for a drink with him, as friends. That's all."

    "Sounds like he asked you out on a date to me," said the strawberry blonde from where she sat, at a table close to the counter.

    "Guys, let's be rational here. Derek Hale is a God, he's one of the most famous actors slash models to ever walk the streets. I work at a coffee shop with my best friend. His family is filled with a bunch of legends. Mine is filled with a bunch of kindhearted civilians that absolutely no one outside of Beacon Hills cares about. He's filthy rich. I'm struggling to pay for my college textbooks. He's a hundred out of ten, I'm like a five."

    "Try negative," Jackson corrected earning a punch in the arm from Lydia.

    Stiles shot her an appreciative smile before continuing, "point is, Derek Hale did not just ask me out. He's not even in to me. You know why? Because people like him, do not go out with people like me. He's way out of my league."

    (Or the She's Out Of My League AU no one asked for.)

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    28 Feb 2016

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    A comprehensive How To Guide on surviving your courtship to your respective Spider-person.

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    22 Feb 2016

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    The strap-on was Wade's idea in the first place.

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    "Petey, I’m going to woo you. Prepare yourself (not like sexually, though if you wanna skip right to the end of the plan that’s cool). Prepare yourself for five stages of wooing."

    Peter Parker gets wooed by Wade Wilson. He never asked for it. He definitely never deserved it.

    Pairing: Wade Wilson/Peter Parker. Oddly could just be platonic, Wade-Wilson-is-desperately-lonely fic but also reads as romantic. Unbeta'd.

    Warnings: ought to go without saying for a fic featuring Mr Wilson but: violence, person with clear mental health problems and considerable amorality, crude humor, language, sexual content and meals and snacks lacking in proper or any nutritional value etc etc.

    Also watch out for the substantial age gap/"advances" on a fractionally underage teen. Not that Wade gets anywhere (not-so spoiler alert).

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    17 Feb 2016