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    minsugagenius: everytime you say you gave birth to us I wanna puke

     

    mommy: I gave birth to ALL OF YOU

     

    mommy: YOU CAME OUT OF ME

     

    mommy: OUT OF MY VAGINA

     

    minsugagenius: ...

     

    [minsugagenius left the group]

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    23 May 2017

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    Yoongi is small and angry and 200% done with having feelings; Taehyung is Taehyung; Hoseok harasses Yoongi with petnames and Jimin ships Yoonseok. That's basically it.

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    23 May 2017

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    A List of Things Jeon Jungkook Expects Min Yoongi to Do to Him After Jungkook Accidentally Calls Him Short:

    1.) Take back the green apple sour tapes he gave to Jungkook.

    2.) Punch him square in the jaw.

    3.) Spit a diss rap he made on the spot at Jungkook's face.

    4.) Glare at him until he withers and dies, leaving his life horribly unaccomplished. (Out of the four options, this is the one Jungkook preferred the most.)

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    22 May 2017

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    Yoongi and Jimin make a bet, Taehyung makes bad decisions.

     

    (Or: "I'm kind of pissed you didn't choose me to fake date, I'm your best friend")

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    21 May 2017

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    “I just… Did someone in this room not just scream like they were about to be murdered?”

    “Oh, that,” Taehyung says. “That was Jimin. He saw a spider.”

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    20 May 2017