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  1. Public Bookmark 61

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    (or, Karkat and John: Do the Do Despite Incompatible Doohickies)

    “Was it really that bad?”

    “It’s fucking enormous. You could kill somebody with a gene depository shaft that size. How you even manage to keep it inside your lower body protection garments is beyond me. It’s—Quit looking so fucking pleased with yourself, what is wrong with you!”

    Egbert blatantly continues looking pleased as fuck, the infuriating assbarnacle. You’re baffled as to why he seems to be taking your insults as compliments.

    “And it looks like a burrowing furbeast in a high-collared douche sweater,” you snipe.

    “Kind of, yeah!” Egbert agrees cheerfully. “But all dicks look weird. Mine is less weasel-y than Jake’s, at least.”

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    25 Jul 2014

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    Your name is Rosa Maryam and you grew up dreaming of a perfect family, being the perfect wife, the perfect mother. After the miscarriage at eighteen, you were lost. After the divorce a year later, you were broken. When hope arrives in the strangest possible form, a well-intended but tasteless gift, you don't recognize it. Not at first.
    You did not give birth to your son but he is yours, and he saved your life, and you will never let anyone hurt him.

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    4 Jun 2014

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    You're bleeding, broken, blind, and bereaved. Now what?

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    26 May 2014

  4. Public Bookmark 80

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    You'd thought your master's hive was grand, but it's nothing compared to the Imperial Palace. The building rears up before you, sweeping arches and high towers, black stone ornamented with garnet-colored tile. The banners snapping in the wind are brighter, though, a red so bright it looks unnatural: the banners of the Scarlet Emperor, newly risen, the first of his blood since the Signless Sunderer tore down the old empire and built the new one a thousand sweeps ago. Every noble in the Empire is coming to the Capital tonight, bringing gifts to demonstrate their allegiance and beg the new Emperor's favor.

    Your master is bringing you.

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    9 May 2014

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    Sollux Captor is 22 years old, a successful freelance web designer, and an avid player of the wildly successful MMORPG, Grubquest.

    Karkat Vantas is 19 years old, a cranky CS-major freshman, and an avid player of the wildly successful MMORPG, Grubquest.

    Sollux and Karkat are the worst best friends and one of the top player-pairs in the game.
    In a month, they're meeting for the first time and it's exciting... and terrifying.

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    4 May 2014

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