EmmytheEwok



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    Take a dragon and get rid of it, take a Kingdom under the Mountain and let it thrive under Thráin’s rule, take the King’s eldest son - as proud and arrogant as you can picture him - and then send him to the Shire in order to refine his diplomatic skills. Or, as his sister puts it: to grow them at last. Now, throw in the Master of Bag End playing host for the dwarf prince: you’ll get a clash of cultures, an ill-advised bet about educating a certain hobbit in the dwarf-lore, and all the pride and prejudice business you could hope for, plus Khuzdul.

    A retelling inspired by My Fair Lady.

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    13 Jan 2018

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    Unbidden, an image of the green hills and farms of the Shire alight with flame came to her mind. The hobbits would have no chance against such a disaster, and any who survived would likely never recover. She couldn’t imagine the strength and sheer stubbornness required to survive the devastation of a dragon’s attack and subsequent exile. And to want to go back! To face the beast that stole so much, destroyed so much, for just the chance to restore what was lost…

     

    “I’ll go.” She declared as the song faded.

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    11 Jan 2018

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    Bucky and Clint both notice the glorious ass of the new customer that wanders in to the coffee shop where they work. This ends badly for everyone, apart from when it doesn't.

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    10 Jan 2018

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    'Bilbo Baggins stared irritably at the thick silver bands before him, thinking them more like shackles without chains than the symbols of love and maturity they were supposed to be. He did not want to be bonded, did not want a husband or wife, and did not want the responsibility that came with these damn things.'

    Completely ignores the storyline, you've been warned.

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    08 Jan 2018

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    In which the Company are entirely too nosy about matters that are supposed to be a secret, and Bilbo learns that being concerned about propriety is overrated when you could be making friends instead.

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    08 Jan 2018