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    To put off his meddlesome, matchmaking mother, John convinces Sherlock to play the role of his significant other. Unparalleled awkwardness ensues.

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    19 May 2013

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    'Bilbo Baggins stared irritably at the thick silver bands before him, thinking them more like shackles without chains than the symbols of love and maturity they were supposed to be. He did not want to be bonded, did not want a husband or wife, and did not want the responsibility that came with these damn things.'

    Completely ignores the storyline, you've been warned.

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    16 May 2013

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    Prompt: So we all know Bilbo has a terrible memory for first meetings (aka Gandalf) and the scene with sweaty Thorin working over a forge (drools). I'd really like to see Bilbo meeting Thorin when hes a young man before/or just after he became master of bag-end.

    Some dwarfs have come to the shire in winter looking for work to feed their people. Maybe Bagend needs some new chandeliers/repairs. Bilbo cant resist visiting the town forge everyday to admire Thorin work hard and honorably to feed his people. Que romance and hot sex in a forge. And a sad good bye.

    Then the quest happens and Thorin is a little more then miffed Bilbo doesn't remember him. Maybe its the beard or the fact that Bilbo never knew he was a king and it throws him off.

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    15 May 2013

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    In the years since Bilbo left Erebor, he has lost his respectability, gained a nephew, and gotten on with life at Bag End.

    He'd left aside adventure for the comforts and peace of his little Hobbit hole, and for the love of a child who needed him. Though perhaps, adventures can yet find him.

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    14 May 2013

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    Dwarves do not marry or love outside their race. It would have been nice, if they could. It would have saved Bilbo Baggins' life, if they could. They cannot though, and will not. He will die of his broken heart, but he is mortal so it would have happened anyway. It's painful, it's disheartening, but it is reality. So Bilbo leaves Erebor for Mirkwood, to keep the secrets of his people safe and to spare the family of his heart the sight of his Fading.

    Then the true nature of his Ring is found out.

    Bilbo will destroy this evil before the Fading takes him. He can live until then, complete this task to protect the people he loves.

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    13 May 2013