"Everybody's got their vice, all the stupid shit they do even though they shouldn't, right? Well, mine is drinking! First, off the bat, I acknowledge it, and I control it, second, it only harms me. You on the other hand, you're an assfuckhat."
After a night at the clubs with Jake English, a drunk Roxy Lalonde decides it's about damn time somebody tells him that he needs to stop hiding his feelings for Dirk and just date the guy. Jake, initially, dismisses it as her drunk-rambles, but as time passes and more time is spent with Dirk, he begins to question himself. Maybe a shot of honesty is all he needed to make everything perfect, maybe it's all he needs to fuck up his friendship with his best friend, Dirk Strider.
(Dirk / Jake)