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Dean is nothing if not a staunch optimist when it comes to getting his dick wet.
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Dean and Benny are expert bank robbers. Up and down the west coast, they steal millions but spend it faster than Nicolas Cage let loose in a dinosaur skull shop. As a result, they have various ‘creditors’ on their tail that are just as persistent (but only slightly more violent) than the IRS. In order to get one of the many mafias they’re dodging off their backs, they decide to rob a gas station.
What neither of them accounts for though, is the mysterious night-shift clerk, Steve, and his unwavering grace under fire. Dean’s at first intrigued, then in love, then in trouble, as the night progresses and the time ticks down to when the Gas-n-Sip’s safe opens.
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Dean and Cas are being stalked cross-country by a suspicious truck. And then they pick up a hitchhiker...
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Dean and Cas fall in lust, love, and addiction in the spaces of the apocalypse.
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Dean and Cas (barely) attend a gangsters and flappers party.
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- Part 6 of Bitch Better Have My Money
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The story of how Dean Winchester went from a car thief to one of the baddest motherfuckers in the Russian Mafia.
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Murder! Mystery! Blood! Gore! Intrigue! Nick Cave! This series has it all.
Even hearts and flowers.Especially hearts and flowers.
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No matter the universe, these two idiots always find each other.
Updated often with new stand-alone meet-cutes:
1. survival of the sickest (Serial/Spree Killers)
2. you had me at aloe (Garden Center)
3. walk with me in hell (Hell/Canon)
4. cupid carries a gun (Mafia)
5. monsterfucker (Eldritch God)
6. hey baby, when I write, I’m the hero of my shit (Online)
7. i dug a hole in the yard for you (Assassins)
8. masterdick (TV chef)
9. living dead boy (Zombie)
10. wicked game (FBI Profiler/Serial Killer)
11. i said i'd give my life for just one kiss (Storm Chasers)
12. you're one hot pizza ass (Incubus/Fae)
13. Be Aggressive (Coffee Shop/Russian Mafia)
14. counterfeit gods (Godstiel and Demon Dean)
15. Night Prowler (stalking)
16. from out of nowhere (Music festival)
17. (pistol) whipped
18. Moonstruck
19. valentine's day massacre
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How Dean Winchester - mechanic, shitty cook, single father - became the power behind the throne in one of the biggest crime syndicates in the Midwest.
With gorgeous artwork from reaperlove
And more stunning artwork from complexlysimplekiddo
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All Dean Winchester wants is to open his own tattoo shop, which is why he signs up for Tattoo Gods, a tattooing reality show with a $100,000 grand prize. He also wants to avoid making an ass of himself on national TV, and he definitely wants to avoid falling for Cas Novak, another artist who’s not only his direct competitor, but someone he’s had an unspoken rivalry with since before he started apprenticing, and is just as ridiculously talented as he is stunning (and, as Dean comes to find out, kind and funny and passionate and sincere). Is that too much to ask?
Apparently, yes. Yes, it is.
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- English
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- 74,396
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- 10/10
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Bookmarked by Duckyboos
03 Jul 2023
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Marshall Robert Singer has one hand resting on his hip, the other gripping the discarded practice pole. Castiel thinks he looks tired. That said, with how the kaiju have been crawling with increasing frequency out of the Breach with every passing week and decimating the cities lining the Pacific, no one can blame the man for that.
Castiel knows there aren't enough Jaegers or Jaeger pilots left to defend the coastline against the monsters—but with his history, he's not getting back into harness. He's never joining his mind with anyone else's. Not again.
“Congratulations. You boys done dancing yet?” Singer demands, thumping the butt of the staff on the ground with blunt, percussive force. “We got work to do.”
“Work?” Castiel asks, frowning.
“Congratulations?” Dean finishes.
“Well, yeah.” The Marshall of North America's last battle-center looks back and forth between them, clearly questioning their intelligence. His lip curls just slightly under his beard—no doubt at their blank expressions. “You’re obviously Drift-compatible, ya idjits.”
“What?”
“What?”
(A Pacific Rim AU)
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- 8/8
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Bookmarked by Duckyboos
14 Apr 2022
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Cas fetches 19yr-old Dean from 1998 to help the team with a griffin hunt in 2020. Dean Winchester, being allergic to self-reflection, doesn't love the mental tightrope walk that comes out of having his past self around. Teen-Dean's got even more to reckon with: there's this live-in angel, storied secrets his older self won't face, and a future he could never have predicted.
This was intended as a standalone and can absolutely be read as such. The sequel is for people who, like me, got too attached.
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- Part 1 of time has come today
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- English
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- 35,150
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Bookmarked by Duckyboos
25 Feb 2022
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It's 2010. Sam said yes to Lucifer, it's looking like the Croatoan virus is going to wipe out the planet, and Dean just wants to fucking forget. A bit of ecstasy and an underground rave seems like as good a way to manage it.
Dean should know by now that no happiness is forever, but for tonight? Tonight he's gonna have a good time. Especially once Cas shows up.
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Bookmarked by Duckyboos
05 Feb 2021
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Cas is a zombie. Dean is alive. Can I make it anymore obvious? Dean is in mourning while Cas eats some brains. What more can I say? Cas wanted him, he couldn’t tell because his mouth was rotted all to hell. All of his friends stuck up their nose trying to sniff out their next meal.
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- English
- Words:
- 38,801
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Bookmarked by Duckyboos
08 Jul 2020