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    Matt bears witness to the greatest tragedy of the modern age.

    Shiro is staring at the kid, open-mouthed, and there’s not a trace of humor in it.

    "Parkour?" Shiro asks, managing to sound fascinated.

    "Yeah." The kid brushes the bangs out of his eyes, suave-like. "Parkour."

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    Katie. This kid has never done parkour in his life. He wouldn't know parkour if it did a back flip off a building and suplexed him in an alley.

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    Keith's human enough to have wisdom teeth and unlucky enough to need them extracted. The team despairs.

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    When the Wizarding world is plagued by random outbreaks of Dark Magic, the Ministry assigns Curse-Breakers to assist Auror teams on their missions. Harry shouldn't be surprised when Draco Malfoy is assigned to his team, but is Malfoy a Curse-Breaker, or a curse-bringer?

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    29 May 2017

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    "To my great-nephew Arthur I bequeath Tintagel Distribution, wholly and without reserve, save for one condition. You must marry, and stay married, for a period of no less than six months. You're a wonderful businessman Arthur, but a full life needs love and companionship, not just a string of affairs. Settle down young Arthur, and your life will be the richer for it."

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    Pansy approaches Hermione. Hermione melts.

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