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    When the Wizarding world is plagued by random outbreaks of Dark Magic, the Ministry assigns Curse-Breakers to assist Auror teams on their missions. Harry shouldn't be surprised when Draco Malfoy is assigned to his team, but is Malfoy a Curse-Breaker, or a curse-bringer?

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    29 May 2017

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    "To my great-nephew Arthur I bequeath Tintagel Distribution, wholly and without reserve, save for one condition. You must marry, and stay married, for a period of no less than six months. You're a wonderful businessman Arthur, but a full life needs love and companionship, not just a string of affairs. Settle down young Arthur, and your life will be the richer for it."

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    28 Apr 2017

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    Pansy approaches Hermione. Hermione melts.

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    29 Mar 2017

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    Somehow Harry ends up agreeing to a fake relationship with his ex-nemesis-turned-friendly-acquaintance-with-benefits, except for some reason it involves an awful lot of actual dating and, sadly, not much sex. Confused? Harry is too, but when has anything with Draco Malfoy ever been as straightforward as it seems?

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    01 Mar 2017

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    “Hang on, hang on, hang on,” he pants out. There’s an adorable red flush high on his cheeks. “What the hell is going on? What’s — what’s —"

    “What’s this?” you say, giving him a little nudge with your hip. His brows crease adorably but he still doesn’t pull away. “Congrats, you’re the owner of a shiny new dingdong! Wanna take it out for a test run?”

    You’d never in a million, billion years expect him to say yes. But he bites his lip and doesn’t say no.

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    27 Feb 2017