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    Fill for this prompt:

    Do you know the real reason hobbits live quietly in the Shire?

    It's because all the other races banded together and banished them from the world's conflicts.

    It just wasn't FAIR! Hobbits were tiny, adorable, and downright vicious with any weapon they picked up! No one else got to have any fun!

    So the hobbits were disqualified and sent to live peaceful lives in the Shire; thus the battles of Middle Earth became a lot more bloody and a whole lot longer.

     

    Bonus: It wasn't just the Men, Elves, and Dwarves that kicked them out; the Goblins, Orcs, and other evil beings fully agreed with the disqualification.

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    Fill for this prompt:

    Do you know the real reason hobbits live quietly in the Shire?

    It's because all the other races banded together and banished them from the world's conflicts.

    It just wasn't FAIR! Hobbits were tiny, adorable, and downright vicious with any weapon they picked up! No one else got to have any fun!

    So the hobbits were disqualified and sent to live peaceful lives in the Shire; thus the battles of Middle Earth became a lot more bloody and a whole lot longer.

     

    Bonus: It wasn't just the Men, Elves, and Dwarves that kicked them out; the Goblins, Orcs, and other evil beings fully agreed with the disqualification.

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    Bilbo liked Erebor, he really did. Even if everyone seemed convinced he was going to leave.

    In which soil causes international incidents, Thorin is over-dramatic, and dwarves are rubbish at keeping secrets. Oh, and they build a garden. Eventually.

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    Based on this prompt from the kink meme.

    Bilbo does not have time to find his ring in the forest before the company is captured by elves. Surprised to find a hobbit in their midst, the elves bring Bilbo before the elvenking for questioning. Stoic silence isn't really Bilbo's thing, but once he realizes lying isn't all that different from telling a story, he's got a plan.

    In which Thranduil is either a huge romantic or looking to cause trouble, Dwalin is confused, and Bilbo knows that the best stories begin with a kernel of truth.

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    When Arthur notices the scars on Merlin, he sets off to find out why a servant of all people has such marks and discovers that Merlin might not be all that he seems.

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