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    Life was funny and eventually Peter had been drawn back to his home planet thanks to some jackass who thought harvesting humans for their skin was a good plan.

    First off, humans made terrible leather and then there was the whole killing people thing that was immoral and all that. So he and his current band of merry idiots set off to find the perpetrator to get them to cut that shit out and eventually it led to earth. It was hardly surprising but that didn’t mean Peter had to like it.

    Minor GoTG2 Spoilers It isn't anything huge, but be cautious if you haven't seen it yet.

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    Prompt: Imagine Tony and Bucky in a coffee shop au. Bucky is the underpaid barista that makes a perfect cup of coffee and Tony is, well, Tony :-) combined with: Imagine soulmate AU + pineapple.

    Tony hated the idea of soulmates. He really, really objected to it on multiple levels, the most important reason being because it seems to negate his entire idea of romance.

    Example. Pepper. She is beautiful and amazing, and Tony is convinced they could have been something more together. Didn’t matter, though, because why would Pepper take a risk on seeing how they played out when she knew Tony wasn’t her soulmate? The answer was, she wouldn’t. Didn’t. Never mind that he’d danced at her wedding, and that Pepper and Natasha are perfect (and insanely attractive) together.

    It’s the principle of the thing!

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    “It's excellent rehabilitation for my image,” Loki says, widening his eyes. “They love you, and because of that they'll trust me. You wouldn't ruin this for me, would you?”

    Thor glares at him.

    Loki’s mouth twitches. “Also, it's the funniest thing that's ever happened to me.”

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    A hannigram fanmix

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    Frank hasn’t seen white torture since he was overseas. Now, he’s found Red curled up in a hole in the wall, sense-deprived, and he killed the guys who did it too quickly for him to truly be known as the Punisher.

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    Charles is a bounty hunter on a mission that requires him to brave the harsh, unforgiving desert of Tatooine.

    Things do not exactly go as planned.

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    He’s imagined this moment so often that it feels like he just doing it again, waking up with a hangover next to Dirk Gently.

    And Dirk’s naked.

    He lifts up the blanket briefly, just to be sure, and there it is, the world’s most treasured bum, bare as the day he was born. That is, if he was born, which is still in contention

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    Of course Dirk has some extremely important questions that can only be asked in the middle of the goddamn night, obviously.

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    After the bar fight, Nyota thinks to herself that if this is what being hit on by Jim Kirk leads to, she's very glad she's never going to have to see him again.

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    Jaylah's friends have presents for her.

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    In that moment he had been something different, and it left him with so many questions. He had been himself, yes, but also something entirely new. He felt frustration that he had not had time to learn about this new entity that had been him, yet not.

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    Steve is pulled into an alternate universe that could have been plucked from his nightmares. All he wants to do is get home alive. Tony may have other ideas.

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    It becomes overwhelmingly apparent, in an underwhelmingly short amount of time, that there are a number of things about Todd Brotzman that Dirk finds himself somewhat… fascinated by.
    ...however, there's one “Todd Related Phenomenon” that continues to hold his attention and pique his interest, above almost all others.
    This happens to be the curious case of Todd’s (various) blushes.
    (or; Dirk's fascination with Todd's various blushes quickly develops into an obsession as he categorizes each reaction with meticulous specification. 5 times Dirk watches Todd blush, (+1 time Todd does the same)

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    Dirk Gently (as he's taken to calling himself) has spent most of his life in Blackwing custody. In that time absolutely nothing of any interest has happened. Instead, a good deal of not-very-good or possibly even very-bad things have happened. These mostly involved a number of people in white coats poking and prodding him while making him guess at numbers. Outside of these unwanted visitors, the vast majority of Dirk's time is spent alone. And then one day a technician leads Dirk into a room where a boy around his age sits behind a table, looking sullen and perhaps a little nervous. Dirk likes him immediately.

    Alternate Meeting AU, in which 21 year old Dirk meets 20 year old Todd while still in Blackwing custody.

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    After an extremely unpleasant extended stay with Jenna Zan Arbor, Obi-Wan comes home not exactly feeling himself. Not only does he have to deal with his new condition, but also an emerging bond, and trying to hide his feelings for his Master.

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    There was a short pause, and then he took a step closer, cupping Lance’s cheek with his hand in a soft embrace. “Tell me…Is there anything you would not do for your father? For your people?”
    Lance swallowed, lost in those bisque orbs. “…Of course not. I am loyal to my blood.”

    In which Lance is the original blue paladin, but only remembers in a sunflower field in his dreams.

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    You reap what you sow.
    Naruto offers bountiful harvest.

    The most important stories can never quite be put into words and maybe that is their true tragedy.
    [Clouded Mind and Heavy Heart from Naruto's POV]

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    so Halpdevon drew some
    lovely Steven universe/Star Wars pics and i was inspired to write a thing. here is Halpdevon's Steven Universe/Star Wars tag

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    For a not-quite psychic, Dirk is surprisingly dense.

    Aka, the one where Dirk asks Todd out on a date. Kind of. Sort of. Possibly. There are two of them, anyway, and they're going somewhere, together, alone, and also Todd apparently has an ex-boyfriend so the odds are definitely in Dirk's favor. Maybe.

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    He had been following Xavier's career for years. He had read and reread and reread again everything the man had written. He had tried, on more occasions than he could count, to recruit Xavier into the Brotherhood, but each request for a meeting had been denied. Aside from his work, no one knew anything about Xavier. Not what he looked like, not the full extent of his power--though from what little they did know, he was by far the most powerful telepath in existence--and not what his intentions were.

    The man was a recluse. As far as Magneto knew, Xavier had never once stepped foot outside his impenetrable Westchester manor. And now he was scheduled as the keynote speaker for the largest pro-mutant conference in the world.

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