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    In that moment he had been something different, and it left him with so many questions. He had been himself, yes, but also something entirely new. He felt frustration that he had not had time to learn about this new entity that had been him, yet not.

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    It becomes overwhelmingly apparent, in an underwhelmingly short amount of time, that there are a number of things about Todd Brotzman that Dirk finds himself somewhat… fascinated by.
    ...however, there's one “Todd Related Phenomenon” that continues to hold his attention and pique his interest, above almost all others.
    This happens to be the curious case of Todd’s (various) blushes.
    (or; Dirk's fascination with Todd's various blushes quickly develops into an obsession as he categorizes each reaction with meticulous specification. 5 times Dirk watches Todd blush, (+1 time Todd does the same)

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    Dirk Gently (as he's taken to calling himself) has spent most of his life in Blackwing custody. In that time absolutely nothing of any interest has happened. Instead, a good deal of not-very-good or possibly even very-bad things have happened. These mostly involved a number of people in white coats poking and prodding him while making him guess at numbers. Outside of these unwanted visitors, the vast majority of Dirk's time is spent alone. And then one day a technician leads Dirk into a room where a boy around his age sits behind a table, looking sullen and perhaps a little nervous. Dirk likes him immediately.

    Alternate Meeting AU, in which 21 year old Dirk meets 20 year old Todd while still in Blackwing custody.

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    After an extremely unpleasant extended stay with Jenna Zan Arbor, Obi-Wan comes home not exactly feeling himself. Not only does he have to deal with his new condition, but also an emerging bond, and trying to hide his feelings for his Master.

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    There was a short pause, and then he took a step closer, cupping Lance’s cheek with his hand in a soft embrace. “Tell me…Is there anything you would not do for your father? For your people?”
    Lance swallowed, lost in those bisque orbs. “…Of course not. I am loyal to my blood.”

    In which Lance is the original blue paladin, but only remembers in a sunflower field in his dreams.

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    3/?
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    You reap what you sow.
    Naruto offers bountiful harvest.

    The most important stories can never quite be put into words and maybe that is their true tragedy.
    [Clouded Mind and Heavy Heart from Naruto's POV]

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    so Halpdevon drew some
    lovely Steven universe/Star Wars pics and i was inspired to write a thing. here is Halpdevon's Steven Universe/Star Wars tag

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    4/?
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    For a not-quite psychic, Dirk is surprisingly dense.

    Aka, the one where Dirk asks Todd out on a date. Kind of. Sort of. Possibly. There are two of them, anyway, and they're going somewhere, together, alone, and also Todd apparently has an ex-boyfriend so the odds are definitely in Dirk's favor. Maybe.

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    He had been following Xavier's career for years. He had read and reread and reread again everything the man had written. He had tried, on more occasions than he could count, to recruit Xavier into the Brotherhood, but each request for a meeting had been denied. Aside from his work, no one knew anything about Xavier. Not what he looked like, not the full extent of his power--though from what little they did know, he was by far the most powerful telepath in existence--and not what his intentions were.

    The man was a recluse. As far as Magneto knew, Xavier had never once stepped foot outside his impenetrable Westchester manor. And now he was scheduled as the keynote speaker for the largest pro-mutant conference in the world.

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    Fanmix for Poplitalqueen's Fic Go away closer.

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    'Go Away Closer' aka a double bind: where every decision you make feels like the wrong one. However, in Zen Buddhism, it's also viewed as a path to enlightenment. The impossible question with no correct answer.

    This is a Star Wars AU, a Mustafar AU to be exact, where Obi-Wan doesn't cut Anakin down to size and nothing is okay.

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    2/?
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    Anakin's life is officially the worst, He has been assigned to protection detail for one Padme Amidala, The woman he's had a crush on since childhood. to make matters worse she has hired the performers from the Moulin Rouge to help put on a dance number showcasing Naboo's heritage for the centennial anniversary of Naboo joining the republic. Oh and the worst part? the main dancer in the number is the prostitute Anakin lost his virginity to.

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    Anakin's life is officially the worst, He has been assigned to protection detail for one Padme Amidala, The woman he's had a crush on since childhood. to make matters worse she has hired the performers from the Moulin Rouge to help put on a dance number showcasing Naboo's heritage for the centennial anniversary of Naboo joining the republic. Oh and the worst part? the main dancer in the number is the prostitute Anakin lost his virginity to.

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    3/?
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    “You think this is our fault?” Naruto realizes nevertheless, and it's always 'us' and 'we' and 'our' with him. He and the Uchiha have become an entity, inseparatable.
    The part of Jiraiya that writes tempetuous love stories almost thinks it romantic. Yet this is anything but.

     

    Jiraiya's greatest regret comes in the shape of two runaway boys.

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    All along, Sasuke has been digging his own grave.

    [Continuation to 'Clouded Mind and Heavy Heart']

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    You reap what you sow.
    Sasuke plants seeds of doubt.

    Instead of fighting in the Valley of the End, Sasuke convices Naruto to join him.

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    “Shut up, kid,” she tells him. “Let me work, or I’ll blow-torch your fingers off.”

    He rolls his eyes at her instead of being scared, and perches on a stool to watch her work.

    [Covers Iron Man 3.]

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    “You’ve got war in your heart boy,” Howard sneers, “don’t ever try and pretend to be anything but what you are.”

    Tony feels the familiar burn of a flower mark being etched into his skin but he doesn’t look, doesn’t try and check to see what it is. Instead he keeps his eyes on Howard and his hands cupped around his bleeding mouth and nose.

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    Sometimes her team forgets Peter is a woman. She lets them. Kinkmeme Fill

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    It would go in the records as absolutely, unequivocally, Cyril's fault.

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