16 Works by Deepdarkwaters

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    "There was a terrific row when Nana found out I'd only written one letter so she's sent me to write to you all properly, only I don't have anything left to say now and I do think it's silly to have to copy out the same letter twice." Posy Fossil's letters to her sisters from ballet school in Czechoslovakia, 1936-1938.

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    Five snapshots of Michael and Billy, spread over twenty years.

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    Written for the 2011 Blue Boosh Secret Santa exchange. Prompt: Noel/Julian wherein Julian is totally in control, but everything stays fluffy.

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    Written for the prompt: Noel/Julian, spanking, bottom!Julian please.. Set during the 2008 tour.

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    Prompt: I've been thinking about Dan/Jones with voyeuristic Nathan (maybe even filming it, but not necessarily to put on his website). DJ booth kissing and secret perving - if ASHCROFT is gay then gay is cool, yeah?!

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    Noel and Julian through the years with enough fluff for a whole candy floss factory. I know the bear in those photos isn't Noel's, it's just a "what if..." Written for a Secret Santa request in 2009 for the blue-boosh comm on LJ.

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    CRACK written for a prompt in an anonymous Boosh fic meme: bollo/gary numan! gary is hesitant and shy. bonus points for fluff. CRACK CRACK CRACK and bestiality and VILE CRACK. Don't read! :D

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    No plot. Just rimming, gagging and screwing in the toilets at the NME awards...

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    Dee/Noel. Pegging. No plot. All the fault of several ridiculous late-night conversations about hideous alternatives to lube we would not want in our bottoms (example: Fairy Liquid! Although that would be an awesome brand name if it wasn't already copyrighted by spoilsports) and this video about Dee's horrendous hayfever... you see where this is going. Nobody should read this. ;)

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    Requested in another Boosh porn jamboree, you dirty beggars. "Vince getting a spanking from Dan Ashcroft. Then giving him a blowjob."

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    Written for an anonymous Boosh fic meme for the prompt "Ianto Jones (Torchwood) and Howard meet in an office supply store and get to chatting about their mutual love for stationary." I'm just being awful and facetious, don't mind me. I love a good typo. It's all in fun. :D <3

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    Colourful poetry and nighttime cuddling and arguing and holidays and satsuma fights. Written for the Boosh Slash Haven's "Tangents" challenge.

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    Um, wanking in a sleeping bag. Who needs plot? Set when Howard and Vince were working at the zoo.

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    Written for an anonymous Boosh fic challenge for the prompt: Vince getting off thinking about himself. OR TIME TRAVEL. PASTVINCE/PRESENTVINCE?

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    Once upon a time there was a piratical freelance scientist with a devilish grin who seemed to really really get off on giving people new and interesting bodily tremors. Logical direction to take this? Alcoholic threeway! Mostly Howard/Vince, Howard's first time.

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    "The tired people are the hardest to read, the ones who look like they know there's no point. It's the same look he sees every time he passes a mirror or a darkened window, but the reason for it can't be the same. They can't ALL have wives who choked themselves unconscious on a bite of an apple." A 21st century retelling of Snow White and Beauty & the Beast.

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