Dechanique

don't sass the cyborg



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    Saitama is a cop who keeps seeing things no one else seems to remember, when he gets a job offer from a man in a black suit and shades.

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    25 Aug 2017

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    Two awesome premises, shove them in a blender, get this perfect smoothie with a nice, crisp finish

  2. Public Bookmark 41

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    Saitama and Genos had an arrangement, a rather...beneficial relationship. It was meant to remain just that: a friendship with a little extra thrown in. But sometimes things don't go the way they're meant to and sometimes people end up feeling things that they shouldn't.

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    22 May 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 48

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    It was hopelessly clear to almost everyone that the bratty S-rank Demon Cyborg and weirdo B-rank Caped Baldy had a thing for each other. They were always seen together, if the rumours were true they even lived together, went out for dinner together, took baths together, went to festivals together. It was visible plain as day in the way they'd look at each other - lingering looks, little smiles, fidgeting whenever near the other. Painfully obvious.

    The only people who were not aware of their shared crush were, it seemed, Demon Cyborg and Caped Baldy.

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    24 Mar 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    fucking hilarious
    i die

  4. Public Bookmark 9

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    For Bottomsaiweek prompt 3: Suits

    It's so uncomfortable, Saitama might die.

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    08 Mar 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    this gift unravels perfectly

  5. Public Bookmark 28

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    “W-what are you waiting for?” he demands. Genos hums, nodding, as if Saitama has offered some profound wisdom in their current position. “What? What the hell are you nodding about?”

    “As sensei says, carpe diem.”

    “I don’t say that,” Saitama bites, impatient.

    “Perhaps in more words,” Genos says.

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    Genos steps on Saitama and Saitama gets fucked.

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    26 Jan 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Please step on sensei