Deadman_Phoenix



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  1. Public Bookmark 84

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    "Imagine being one of thousands of people running around with “welcome to Starbucks may I take your order” tattooed from birth going into a Starbucks like “is it you?” “nah bro I’m waiting for someone to order a grande skinny latte extra cream” - (x)

    or, Phil's been looking for his soulmate for ages and one day, he finally finds him.

    (Russian translation available!)

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    Dan’s looking at him with that glint in his eye, that it’s-four-AM-I-am-the-opposite-of-sober-right-now look that Phil hasn’t seen in a while, and Dan hasn’t even suggested anything yet but he already knows he’s screwed. [or, the one in which Dan and Phil try out Dr. Avon’s experiment]

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  4. Public Bookmark 50

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    Some part of Phil is fully aware of the fact that he’s probably being a total asshole, jamming the ‘close door’ button on the one working elevator the building has as a young guy runs towards it. He yells to hold the door and Phil pretends to not hear it, fiddling with his phone for good measure. The guy is flushed and panting, out of breath from sprinting to catch the lift. He narrows his eyes at Phil, who pointedly ignores him.

    Then Phil decides the gods have abandoned him as the guy reaches out and deliberately presses every single button. Phil wonders if it's possible to commit suicide with nothing but the contents of his briefcase. He doubts it.

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  5. Public Bookmark 67

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    Most people’s soulmate tattoos are fairly short – “excuse me” or “nice to meet you” were common phrases. Most people just don’t say that much in one breath to a complete stranger. Most people, however, are not Phil’s soulmate. Thus, while everyone else has pretty, dainty phrases on their forearms, Phil has an entire paragraph crammed between his elbow and his hand in teeny tiny print.

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    Dan's a flustered mess when he finally meets his soulmate.

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