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    Short stories from the Toasterverse, because the author gets panicky writing long form stories built around plot and has to finish something in order to function.

    Phil has problems with these people. So does the Author.

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    03 Oct 2017

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    The catch is that Kurt transferred to Dalton in his Grade 10 year, Burt and Carole got married then and everything else from season two happened just a year earlier. Blaine and Kurt met and were inseparable, they joined the Warbler's together, they roomed together. But what happens when they both never had their moments of courage to tell the other their feelings until too late.

    10 years later in Scandals, Kurt is bitterly sipping a drink not wanting to be in Lima but needs to go to his High School reunion. A very familiar voice says his name, when Kurt turns he is winded because there stands a 28 year old Blaine Anderson.

    "You say maybe we don't deserve love."

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    14 Sep 2017

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    One phone call from Pepper Potts to Phil Coulson, and one seemingly misguided act of magical penance on Loki's part alters the course of events in Iron Man 3. Already in the midst of a breakdown after the Battle of New York, Tony is de-aged, and the Avengers are faced with a choice: assemble themselves into a makeshift family, or risk losing Iron Man (and Tony).

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    22 Aug 2017

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    “Can I—can I see him? I mean meet him. Uh…welcome him to the team?” Tony clarified, probably not very well, he knew.

    “Well…there’s a bit of an issue with that,” Fury said, and Tony figured this was where Fury got to whatever it was that had really forced his hand and made him call Tony in, knowing how much the man detested having to do so. “You see, well. He was suspended in the ice for nearly seventy years,” Fury began. Tony nodded along, because he could do math.

    “I’m sure he has a lot of adjusting to do—“ Tony started.

    “Seventy years,” Fury repeated, cutting Tony off and leaning back in his chair and making it rock slightly. “Of no suppressants.”

    “Oh,” Tony managed to choke out past the lump that had suddenly formed in his throat. “Oh.”

    Chapter 2: Wherein Tony plots murder, Steve is stubborn and there's an island, but not that one.

    Chapter 3: The world's least interesting pillow fight

    Chapter 4: Poor suit design is an issue.

    Chapter 5: Pillows solve everything

    Chapter 6: Total porn. Improper use of biology and anatomy. Nothing remotely redeeming. At all.

    Chapter 7: Fanart by dksartz!

    Chapter 8: NSFW Fanart by Gregory Welter

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    16 Jun 2017

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    There were days when the realization that he was someone’s father made Steve's head hurt, but mostly he was grateful that he could trust his instincts, because apparently Peter was what had been missing from his life. Yes, he still had lingering, unresolved issues from his time in the Army, and sure, he had what Bucky annoyingly referred to as a criminally untapped ass, and no life outside of work and Peter, but Steve was okay with how his life had turned out because of trusting his instincts.

    Unfortunately, those same instincts had straight up betrayed him by going absolutely haywire upon being exposed to Tony Stark.

    Veteran single dad Steve runs a tattoo shop. For his 40th birthday, Pepper arranges for Tony to get that tattoo he always wanted, and he winds up with the mother of all crushes instead. Jumping out of airplanes is one thing, but falling in love is something else entirely. Steve struggles with the idea of actually letting someone into his life. Tony is left trying to keep his heart from being broken while Steve figures things out.

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    10 Apr 2017