CyanideBreathmint



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    This is where I'm putting the TFA/Lovecraft mashup AU, since I'll be writing multiple fics about this.

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    This is my Inception-styled modern AU fic, where I tone down the angst and drive up the suitporn and gunporn.

    Slight familiarity with Inception is required - you don't need to be writing fanfic for it, but you do need to know at least that it's a movie about heisting the insides of people's dreams.

    Also, Poe Dameron is a sex god.

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    This is an attempt to explain how come Hux and Ren act so much like bitter exes in the movie itself.

    It's also a pretty heavy, serious approach of just how nasty they both really are, and an attempt to empathize with how they got to such nastiness, if not with their deeds as such.

    It's also pretty smutty because nobody's going to take my fanfic seriously anyway, so I might as well smut it up.

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    ‘I’ve never seen you out of uniform before,’ said Jyn, watching Krennic and swirling her drink round and round. His white undershirt felt revealing under her gaze.

    ‘Happens every evening.’

     ‘That explains it. I’m too busy doing boring extracurriculars with horrible boys.’

     ‘To keep you out of trouble, I presume?’

     ‘Not any more. I’m of age—I can do whatever I want.’ Her eyes flashed with triumph. ‘Including get myself into trouble.’

     ‘Trouble,’ Krennic said, choosing his words carefully, ‘is subjective.’

    A story in which Jyn shows up at Krennic's door on the day she comes of age, and Krennic ruthlessly takes the opportunity to fuck the third Erso and cement his hold over Galen.

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    31 Dec 2016

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    "Orson's smile is genuine; more than that, it's tinged with a kind of greedy anticipation, distantly familiar. Once or twice, Galen noted this expression on Orson's face in the early days, before he knew about Lyra. He's always been aware that, had Orson Krennic had his way, their relationship would have taken a very different cast."

    Galen Erso gets into bed with the devil.

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    17 Dec 2016

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    “It’s not a question of desire, it’s a question of logistics.”

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    18 Aug 2016

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    Dear sir or madam, I am General Hux of the Resurgent-class Star Destroyer Finalizer. I was recently strong-armed by a colleague into joining an order of mystic knight-warriors and now they want me take part in their team-building orgies. Please advise.

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    2 Jun 2016

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    Maestro Hux is at the helm of the Erste Orden Sinfonie for their big gala concert, a programme of the most stunning piano concertos ever written. With his continued employment and the future of the whole orchestra on the line, the last thing he needs is the incredibly arrogant (but wildly talented) piano soloist Kylo Ren.

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    23 Mar 2016