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    In the thick of the Great War, intelligence officer Reginald Jeeves is injured, and forced by circumstance to rely upon the help of hapless, well-intentioned medical orderly Bertie Wooster

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    So maybe Neon’s had a couple dirty dreams about her, okay, which she deeply resents her subconscious for, cos couldn’t she be more original than that? Lusting after the girl probably half the school wants to bang. So predictable, it’s embarrassing.

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    Howard is trying to read. He has Very Important Things to read here, Vince, he's living the intellectual life, he doesn't have time to-- ah-- really, he doesn't.

    Or: Vince launches a campaign of seduction by annoyance.

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    But no, that isn’t right; that story’s been told before, and elsewhere. Let me try again.

    Or: there are many universes and many continuities; when your soul lives outside your body, some things change. An exploration of possibilities.

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    Pete has no shame; this may be a contagious condition.

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    BERTIE STOP THE MOST DREADFUL THING STOP THERE IS TO BE A BALL AT BRINKLEY COURT STOP H AND I SURE TO BE DISCOVERED STOP CALL UPON YOUR HELP STOP SOME SUBTERFUGE WILL BE CALLED FOR STOP H SAYS NO USE ASKING YOU BUT PERHAPS JEEVES STOP

    In which there are unlikely allies, a party, and everyone is everyone else's beard.

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    Noel has a thing for Julian's feet. More or less. It's all a bit weird.

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    The story of Gimli and Legolas' relationship told through the misunderstandings of hobbits.

    While the hobbits recover after their adventures in Minas Tirith, Pippin reveals something about two members of their fellowship that the other three hobbits disbelieve. At which point bets are placed on the veracity of Pippin's claims. When Gimli and Legolas find out they themselves are the subject of the bets, they have a great deal of fun stringing the hobbits along. Serves them right, after all.

    Story written by Amuly.

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    However narcissistic he is, the sight of himself in his Zooniverse jacket had never before been sufficient to turn Vince on, but, well, it's all about context, isn't it?

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    Follow him into the woods, you know you want to. Here, aren’t you hungry? One of these little fruits, he’ll hold it to your lips for you (just the barest brush of his fingertips against the skin under your mouth, and his skin is so soft, and he smiles so bashfully, as if it were a mistake). Take his hand, this way, watch the roots. (but if you come in, you can never leave).

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    Julian is a drunken hobo shambles, Dee's got the horn, Melvis helps out. Noel reaps (some of) the rewards later. Filthy moresome porn with no real justification.

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    What it says on the tin; a fanmix for trans!Howard, very loosely chronological from pre-fic up through the end of Pea

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    The ruckus of the continued laughter and conversation bled through the walls as I fetched the necessary items: shave brush, soap and mug and razor. Preparing that familiar ritual of years seemed strange under my inexpert hands; they should be more at ease now, I thought, pitching a tent or scrabbling vainly at pressure ridges in the dark.

     

     

    Cherry and Birdie return from the Winter Journey.

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    ... And Vince joins her.

    A narrative following the events of Pea: or, the Rediscovery of Howard B. Moon, in which Howard's transition continues apace, and her romance with Vince takes on a new dimension.

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    Follow him into the woods, you know you want to. Here, aren’t you hungry? One of these little fruits, he’ll hold it to your lips for you (just the barest brush of his fingertips against the skin under your mouth, and his skin is so soft, and he smiles so bashfully, as if it were a mistake). Take his hand, this way, watch the roots. (but if you come in, you can never leave).

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    It's easy to forget, sometimes, if you don't have any reminders. Vince gets a reminder.

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    On a five month tour, sometimes you just need to have a wank, even if a tourbus doesn't allow for many places to do so in private. A sampling of sneaky tourbus wanks.

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    A narrative, conveyed with the assistance of Vince Noir, of how Howard Moon realised she was a woman, and what was done about it.

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    Until ‘Howard and Vince!’ someone says, and laughs burst out around the circle. ‘Pff, like they’re not doing it already!’ laughs a girl, and Vince turns to see Howard’s face battling to decide whether it wants to turn red or white.

    From the prompt 'Howard/Vince-- Seven Minutes in Heaven'

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    'This is a little piece now I've written myself, with a pen, and it's set in Russia, around the turn of the century. I know what you're thinking-- don't think that, because this is dark, penetrating theatre. Please enjoy a piece I've written, called simply: Pies.'

    An excerpt from the script of Pies: A Tragico-Absurdist Vignette of Revolutionary Russia, and its initial reception.

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