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  1. Public Bookmark 67

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    Without warning, the doors to the dining room burst open and Lance marched in, his face scrunched in equal amounts of confusion and frustration.

    “I need to ask you both an important question,” said Lance, making a little box with his hands on the top of the table. “Can guys get pregnant?”

    Lance is convinced that Keith is pregnant. Somehow.

    Hilarity ensues.

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    23 Oct 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    Revolver Ocelot continues his problematic appropriation of American culture to tell a story about two lovers born on the wrong side of the map.

    Kaz has to suffer through it.

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    23 Oct 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    23 Oct 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    "Liquid" Ocelot rids himself of excess baggage before he commits to the role.

    Never dare Ocelot to do anything. He'll do it. (He rides a pale horse, just like his mother.)

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    23 Oct 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 27

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    Ocelot’s eyes narrow in annoyance. He walks toward him, his theatrical display of surprise starting once again. “Wasn’t this supposed to be an easy infiltration, John?” He lowers his voice, imitating John’s dismissive tone, “‘Just a couple of documents, I’ll be back in two days. They won’t even notice I was there’, you said. Well, John, it’s been five days and I’m pretty sure they noticed.”

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    22 Oct 2017