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  1. Public Bookmark 78

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    Alternatively titled: 'What Crawled Up Tony's Ass?'

    Tony spends three hours with a plug up his ass battling knock-off Chitauri robots in Central Park, then Steve and Bucky find out and, well, things go from there really.

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    20 Feb 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 27

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    Steve has a one-night stand on Sunday, and a job interview on Monday. Guess who is his potential boss’s son?

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    18 Feb 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    Who knew making soup on Valentine's Day would reaveal 70 years of angst and longing? Certainly not Bucky.

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    15 Feb 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 12

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    The Winter Soldier spent a lot of time taking orders. Now Bucky wants to spend a little time giving them.

    Enter Tony, a fabricated bondage rig, and an afternoon free of avenging. Also, Tony is a bratty sub, but we all knew that already, right?

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    14 Feb 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 89

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    For most of Steve’s life, he’d been certain he was going to meet his soulmate by pissing him off. (Almost certainly a him, although the occasion of the WACs did cause Steve’s heart to stutter for more reasons than just the look of a girl in uniform.) He was sure that the conversation would go something like—

    “Something something (probably something sassy), Mr. Soulmate.”

    “Captain,” Capt. Soulmate would correct him.

    Because that was all it said: Just “CAPTAIN”, all caps, no punctuation, in dark block letters that looked simultaneously angry and precise. So he could probably be forgiven for assuming that it was a correction for a misapplied form of address; after all, it couldn’t be someone addressing him as Captain, could it?

    Aha.

    Ahahahaha.

    Life was very funny.

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    13 Feb 2017

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