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    Al grinned. It would be the crowning glory of his final year – the one thing that would prove, once and for all, that he was not his dad in any way, shape or form. He would seduce a Slytherin – the son of his father's great enemy – and prove to Scorpius Malfoy his perfect trust in him. How hard could it be?

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    6 Mar 2017

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    Albus Potter and Rose Weasley's parents have a bet on who Scorpius Malfoy is going to marry. If it's Lily, they will be just like Ginny and Harry; If it is Rose, they'll be just like Ron and Hermione. Harry witnesses the answer.

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    6 Mar 2017

  3. Rec 22

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    A selection from the Private Diary of Sir James Martin of Martindale. Concerning Peas, Friendship, the state of Blessed Matrimony, and several wonders of Modern Medicine.

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    30 Dec 2016

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    Everyone knows that a dragon needs a hoard, and without one, the dragon will die. None of Stiles' friends know what his hoard is, and they're all worried that he doesn't have one.

    In the village below the dragons' mountains, werewolves live with humans, and Derek Hale is curious to know more about the dragons. He just doesn't expect one to fall from the sky.

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    19 Apr 2016

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    Okay, I know this is a huge stretch for you, but can you please pretend you're like, into me?

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    23 Jan 2016

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    Draco Malfoy struggles with changed fortunes, shifted alliances, an ugly war, and an unusual spell, with the help of a concerned professor, an insightful house-elf, and an unexpected Gryffindor friend.

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    23 Jan 2016

  7. Public Bookmark 7

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    Bob doesn't mind having a broken wrist too much. It gets him out of having to play the stupid Christmas concerts for school, and also gets him kisses. In a roundabout sort of way. (High school AU)

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    10 Jan 2016

  8. Public Bookmark 3

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    As far as Bob is concerned, there's no point in going sledding if you don't risk life and limb doing dumbass dangerous shit. (High school AU)

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    10 Jan 2016

  9. Public Bookmark 5

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    Bob is a knight wandering the land with his trusty dragon, fighting bad guys and taking down evil wizards and other badass stuff like that. Waking cursed princes with a kiss is not supposed to be part of the job.

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    10 Jan 2016

  10. Public Bookmark 59

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    Brian buys and sells unicorns and bicorns for the titled and wealthy. When Bob's stepfather defaults on a debt he owes Brian, he uses Bob as barter to pay the debt off. Brian and Bob agree that their arrangement will be a marriage on paper only, that Bob will run Brian's stables and the relationship will remain strictly professional. But despite Bob's trust issues and Brian's propensity for drinking a lot instead of dealing with how he feels, their mutual affection for Brian's horses breaks down the walls between them. With a little help from Brian's friends and his possessed house, they begin to fall in love.

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    10 Jan 2016

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    The delivery guy is cute, all long limbs and a smirking mouth as he waits for Derek. Derek stares, unblinking, for too long at the guy's cheekbones and his mess of hair and depth of warmth in his eyes.

     

    “Hey! You Derek Hale?” The guy chirps and his voice is not at all what Derek was expecting.

     

    Derek frowns, wondering how the guy knows his name until he remembers he had to give it with the delivery order. “Yeah, that’s me.”

     

    “Late night munchies, huh?” He asks, positively teasing, and every bit of him is charming and impudent and Derek cannot stop staring.

     

    He snorts despite himself, digging cash for tip out of his wallet. “Something like that.”

     

    “No judgment,” the guy continues and he’s still smirking and Derek should really stop looking at his mouth.

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    30 Dec 2015

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    Stiles says, “Derek,” and his voice is hoarse, like he’s still unsure how to use his vocal chords even after all this time. They have no idea how long Stiles was stuck as an otter, let alone trapped in that cage. According to Dr. Martin, Stiles doesn’t even know.

    Derek doesn’t say anything.

    After a few minutes, Stiles sighs and gets up. There’s a rustle of clothing, and Derek grits his teeth against the image of Stiles wearing his things, and Derek doesn’t relax until he hears the door open and close.

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    28 Dec 2015

  13. Public Bookmark 2

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    Never, ever, admit that it hurts.

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    19 Dec 2015

  14. Public Bookmark 47

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    Stiles just wants to know what he smells like to Derek.

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    19 Dec 2015

  15. Public Bookmark 31

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    A fool and his money are soon parted.

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    21 Nov 2015

  16. Public Bookmark 5

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    Derek runs with the pack during full moons, and he runs with Braeden on her jobs, but mostly he just runs. He runs, and he runs, and he pretends he does not hear the pack whisper feral in his wake.

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    11 Nov 2015

  17. Public Bookmark 35

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    Home Depot: For all your meet-cute needs.

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    11 Nov 2015

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    Darcy cringes. “Souvenir from Clint and Natasha’s mission. Apparently it fell out of the sky in Bucharest,” she says, peering through the glass at the creature. “Don’t worry, they’re pretty sure it’s dead.”

    Turning back to look at Steve, she yawns a bit, not bothering to hide her gaping mouth behind a hand, which makes him smile a bit for the first time today. “You know, I asked Clint to bring me back something, but I was thinking more like a keychain or booze from the duty free section of the airport.”

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    Live. Die. Repeat.

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    22 Aug 2015

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    “Hello?”

    “I am watching Hemsworth bench press a Buick right now,” a voice says over the line. “Like, an honest to god Tahoe. Just bam bam bam, up and down it goes.”

    “A Tahoe is a Chevy, Chris.”

    “He makes me feel so inadequate as a man,” Chris sighs dreamily. “I think I’m in love. You think Elsa would maybe consider sharing? Or lending him out every once in a while? I just want him to hold me a little. Just a little.”

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    Kat & Chris: a modern romance brought to you by Verizon wireless.

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    22 Aug 2015

  20. Public Bookmark 61

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    Inevitably, the news breaks. Some fucker with a camera follows them on their date to the small hole-in-the-wall diner with killer cannoli in Calabasas that one of Chris’s friends tells him about. They’ve been seeing each other long enough without discovery that they’ve both gotten complacent about being careful.

    The creepy fuck must follow them all night, because the photo spread on TMZ the next morning is titled “KAT’S CAP WALK OF SHAME” and features photos of her leaving Chris’s place just before six to make her call on set at six thirty. The story has some bullshit about her sneaking out of his place even though he’d actually woken up with her and made her coffee while she showered. Conveniently, none of the photos have him waiting by the door in the shot, only her looking disheveled with a ripe hickey at the base of her neck as she walks to her car.

    The internet fucking explodes.

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    Kat & Chris: a modern horror story brought you by internet comment sections.

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    22 Aug 2015

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