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    Darcy cringes. “Souvenir from Clint and Natasha’s mission. Apparently it fell out of the sky in Bucharest,” she says, peering through the glass at the creature. “Don’t worry, they’re pretty sure it’s dead.”

    Turning back to look at Steve, she yawns a bit, not bothering to hide her gaping mouth behind a hand, which makes him smile a bit for the first time today. “You know, I asked Clint to bring me back something, but I was thinking more like a keychain or booze from the duty free section of the airport.” She sighs. “Those two are worse than cats. Oh here master, I’ve brought you a present! A half-digested dead mouse! I am so great, right? Pet me, validate me, now I’m going to go vomit on your rug and brush you off with casual disinterest.”

    “Am I calling you master now?” Clint asks, slinking from around the corner and wiggling his eyebrows. “Postscript: you can pet me anytime.”

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    Live. Die. Repeat.

    Steve learns to navigate a life where his death resets time, robbing memories from those around him, changing the course of his constantly rewriting history.

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    22 Aug 2015

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    “Hello?”

    “I am watching Hemsworth bench press a Buick right now,” a voice says over the line. “Like, an honest to god Tahoe. Just bam bam bam, up and down it goes.”

    “A Tahoe is a Chevy, Chris.”

    “He makes me feel so inadequate as a man,” Chris sighs dreamily. “I think I’m in love. You think Elsa would maybe consider sharing? Or lending him out every once in a while? I just want him to hold me a little. Just a little.”

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    Kat & Chris: a modern romance brought to you by Verizon wireless.

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    22 Aug 2015

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    Inevitably, the news breaks. Some fucker with a camera follows them on their date to the small hole-in-the-wall diner with killer cannoli in Calabasas that one of Chris’s friends tells him about. They’ve been seeing each other long enough without discovery that they’ve both gotten complacent about being careful.

    The creepy fuck must follow them all night, because the photo spread on TMZ the next morning is titled “KAT’S CAP WALK OF SHAME” and features photos of her leaving Chris’s place just before six to make her call on set at six thirty. The story has some bullshit about her sneaking out of his place even though he’d actually woken up with her and made her coffee while she showered. Conveniently, none of the photos have him waiting by the door in the shot, only her looking disheveled with a ripe hickey at the base of her neck as she walks to her car.

    The internet fucking explodes.

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    Kat & Chris: a modern horror story brought you by internet comment sections.

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    22 Aug 2015

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    Hope you enjoy your present, the text from Erica says. Payment’s taken care of. You can thank me tomorrow.

    “So you’re a werewolf, huh,” the guy says when Derek looks up at him again. His gaze drifts down from Derek’s face to the rest of his body, slowly, shamelessly. When it’s traveled back up and their eyes meet again, the corner of the guy’s mouth twitches up into a cocky little half-smile. “I fucking love working with werewolves.” AU in which businessman Derek falls in love with escort Stiles.

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    14 Aug 2015

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    Derek Hale finds a feral human on his pack's property.
    Humans are supposed to be extinct.
    But then, Stiles is full of surprises.

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    11 Aug 2015

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    Derek Hale finds a feral human on his pack's property.
    Humans are supposed to be extinct.
    But then, Stiles is full of surprises.

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    29 Jul 2015

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    The prompt, from the lovely Saucery:

    >> stiles is an incredible songwriter

    AND IS DEREK THE ROCKSTAR PERFORMING STILES'S LYRICS

    DO THEY HAVE HOT BACKSTAGE SEX

    SOMEONE WRITE ME THIS AU DAMMIT

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    27 Jul 2015

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    Stiles is a struggling author barely making ends meet.

    Derek is a successful architect whose biological clock is ticking.

    Enter a surrogacy agency, two packs, and a particularly sticky and toe curling heat week and you get a match made in heaven.

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    27 Jul 2015

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    Derek has spent his summer vacation crushing on the Sheriff's son Stiles Stilinski, mostly from afar, but then when school starts suddenly Stiles is sitting next to him in Chemistry and inviting him around to his place after school.

    Derek's not sure what gives but he's certain that Laura's behind it.

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    24 May 2015

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    So sue him, Stiles had a stupid habit of giving out goofy names at coffee joints.

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    ‘Name?’ He stood with his sharpie at the ready.

     

    ‘Voldemort,’ Stiles answered without missing a beat.

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    24 May 2015

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    Derek can say he ever expected something like this to happen when he agreed to work at Expresso Yourself, his family’s coffee shop.

    And by that he means he never expected Hollywood’s new favorite actor, Stiles Stilinski, to burst through his doors at seven-thirty in the morning, wide-eyed and scared, with the collar of his shirt ripped off.

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    24 May 2015

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    “Hey, you doing okay?” Stiles questions, a concerned look on his face, and Derek realizes that he hasn’t replied. “You know, this is just the sexual health clinic. The actual clinic is over – ”

    “Dental dams,” he blurts out, cheeks heating as he continues to stare at Stiles. “I, uh, need dental dams.”

    (Or: In which Stiles works at the Student Sexual Health Center and Derek uses sex questions as an excuse to talk to him.)

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    21 May 2015

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    Stiles knew he was in trouble the minute his father sat next to him with *that* look on his face. But he didn't expect the words "Governor Hale's son" and "arranged marriage" to come spilling out of the Sheriff's mouth. But really, he should've known it would be bad. He just couldn't imagine anything worse.

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    21 May 2015

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    "I'm sorry, I believe there's something wrong with my hearing," Stiles said. "Because I could have sworn you just told me you set up a betrothal agreement with the Hales. A betrothal agreement involving me. Me."

    Scott smiled his easygoing smile and nodded, which told Stiles no, he hadn't misheard a damn thing.

    After seven years of lengthy negotiations, the treaty between the Hales and the Argents has fallen apart and the two countries fell into war.

    Months later, there's an uneasy truce, thanks to the intervention of King Scott McCall, but it won't last. In a desperate attempt to maintain the peace, the Hales sign a treaty with the McCalls to marry Prince Derek to Prince Stiles Stilinski, King Scott's brother.

    In the history of the world, there have been many better ideas.

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    21 May 2015

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    When Stiles arrives as a new tutor at Beacon Hall, he uncovers secrets with secrets. But the truth, however elusive, may bring more than just simple revelations.

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    21 May 2015

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    A Teen Wolf/Veronica Mars fusion AU.

    Stiles helps his father out with his private investigation agency while trying to survive high school. But when murders that might be connected to the death of his best friend Laura start occurring, he is forced to team up with her brother Derek to get to the bottom of it.

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    21 May 2015

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    Stiles is almost getting used to the sight of Derek standing like a burly, bristly mountain in the middle of a classroom, wearing a pink apron with lots of multi-colored handprints on it, arms crossed and glaring as lots of tiny tykes giggle at him and try to climb him like a tree.

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    21 May 2015

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    Detective Stilinski goes undercover at a local high school to catch a killer and meets hot gym teacher Derek Hale. Stiles just hopes Hale is not the killer. But then again, he always did fall for the wrong sort of guy.

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    3 May 2015

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    Derek is already thoroughly sick of Christmas by the time Erica bullies him into dressing up as Santa for a holiday charity. It was only supposed to take a couple hours. Until some kid starts accosting him all over Beacon Hills, insisting that Derek is the real Santa.

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    29 Apr 2015

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    It's Deaton who tells Derek that Stiles is back in town, a broken marriage behind him, his daughter in tow.

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    29 Apr 2015

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