Gifts for Crackers

• An Unusual Definition by orphan_account for Musyc, Crackers

  Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  17 Jul 2011

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  • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
  • Hermione Granger
  • Draco Malfoy
  • Narcissa Malfoy
  • Humor
  • Ridiculous
  • HP: EWE
  • Crack
  • Canon - Movie

  Summary

  After the Battle of Hogwarts, a traumatized Draco gets dragged into impromptu counseling sessions with Hermione. Her interpretation of therapy is a little bit different than he'd expected. Occurs after Movieverse!Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

  Words:

  152

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  8

  Kudos:

  7

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  358

• Draco Malfoy, Clothes Horse by Musyc for Crackers

  Harry Potter - Fandom  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  2 Dec 2011

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger
  • Draco Malfoy
  • Hermione Granger
  • Draco Malfoy - character
  • Hermione Granger - character
  • Humor
  • Fashion & Couture
  • Clothing Kink
  • Arguing
  • Movie Reference

  Summary

  Draco likes clothes. Really likes clothes. Hermione doesn't quite get it.

  Words:

  1,140

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  7

  Kudos:

  23

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  1285