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  1. Public Bookmark 32

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    How does a boy get a girl to notice him? Why, by pretending to be gay, of course! (Except there's a tiny flaw in that plan, it turns out.)

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    5 Sep 2014

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    i went to the pub, and on the wall there was an advert for condoms. the tag line was, be prepared. some people find dodgy dancing sexy. and i could think of no dodgier dancer than john watson himself. so. there is sex.

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    19 Jun 2014

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    The explanation for John "Three Continents" Watson? Jack Harkness is his father.

    Sherlock doesn't know whether he's going to die from jealousy or sexual frustration first.

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    18 Jun 2014

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    John likes mysteries. And every morning he dips into the local independent coffee bar with his newspaper and ponders another... one Sherlock Holmes. Coffee Shop AU.

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    29 May 2014

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    What if a client hadn't interrupted?

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    27 May 2014