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    Sherlock ficlets inspired by various posts from Tumblr, whether they be art or "what-if" scenarios. Each one has a link to the post in question for context and credit.

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    Various quick Sherlock ficlets, typically canon compliant up through whatever detail I've decided to play with. All are stand-alones, some are fix-its, and others are just their own little thing.

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    After joining Overwatch, Hanzo finds it difficult to sleep some nights. It is nothing a hot cup of tea cannot fix, but he never expected that he would have company.

    (or: hanzo is very thirsty, in more ways than one)

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    05 Nov 2016

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    Jesse McCree is shot in the shoulder during a mission gone wrong. Quick action on Hanzo's part saves his hide, but something changes after the transport ride back, and Jesse is left wondering why his steadfast friend is suddenly avoiding him like the plague.

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    02 Nov 2016

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    McCree’s never fancied a fella who didn’t make him worry some.

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    13 Oct 2016

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    Hanzo finds himself in an unfamiliar city and stumbles across a small bar owned by one Jesse McCree. He does not intend to return a second time, much less become a regular there--but, well, life does have a way of proving him wrong.

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    12 Sep 2016

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    “I have an embarrassin’ favor to ask of you,” Jesse says.

    Hanzo stares at him expectantly, a single brow arched. “And what is that?” he asks.

    “Y’see, my family might currently be under the impression that I’m bringin’ home a date for a few days next week. And, the thing is, I don’t really have one. So, I’m currently S-O-L and would really, really appreciate it if you came home with me for a few days and, uh. Pretended. To be my boyfriend.”

    He stares down at his plate and jabs a fry into the enormous puddle of ketchup gathered in the center of it. If only the fry could be his hypothetical four-day boyfriend, he thinks; it would save him an enormous amount of embarrassment. It would be tastier, too.

    [ Or - McCree desperately needs a fake date to bring home to his family, and Hanzo never does anything half-assed. ]

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    08 Aug 2016