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The very first time he met Rose Lalonde he was quite certain that everything about her was a fabrication. The very last time he met her, he knew the act by heart.
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Newternia's streets are merciless, especially if you happen to be a hard-boiled human Detective on your first case with a crazy Legislacerator.
Oh, your city lies in dust my friend. Your city lies in dust.
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Herobound by Cephied_Variable, schellibie, urbanAnchorite (t_ZM)
Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures
18 Jan 2012
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Twelve years ago, sixteen teenagers were given the chance to change their futures, fortunes, and that of their hometown. Now it's 2021, and Paradox City is the hub for superheroism, supervillainy, super-gritty organized crime, and spandex as far as the eye can see.
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Promstuck: A Homestuck Fan Adventure (With Prom) by Cephied_Variable, schellibie, urbanAnchorite (t_ZM)
Homestuck
14 Jan 2012
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This is a story about love. This is a story about betrayal. Of heterosexuality, Heee Haw, and growing up.
This is a story about prom.
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do you really think you can just put it in a safe? (today will be better, i swear!!!! mix) by Cephied_Variable for urbanAnchorite (t_ZM)
Homestuck
3 Jan 2012
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This is not a thing that your patience is made for. Your patience is for flowers and the sky and dogs who know how to fold the universe in half but not how to fetch an irradiated steak. You don’t know how to do this part at all.
[a remix of Lock it Up and Leave]
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A collection of Short Pieces and Kink Meme Fills.
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Dave and Terezi do a shitty sidequest and experience the Dark Nak of their Soul.
Written for the Homestuck Shipping Olympics 2011.
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Dave develops a passion for law enforcement.
Terezi gets a case of the vapours.
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So many centuries wasted searching for potential in my Alternian Troll girls. How could I - even in my omnipotence - have possibly envisioned you as the end result of my search? A pale, soft thing with dagger wit and steeled will?
A useless question, of course. I could and did envision it. I was merely being melodramatic for effect.
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Davesprite thinks this interspecies partnership in incredibly shitty cartooning is getting a little ill-advised there, bro.
He's probably right.
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It's a dumb idea like most of Terezi's ideas. For one, they don't tell anyone they're going.
For another, they've got no destination.
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Your name is John Egbert and you know you are not a homosexual.
Apparently your friends were informed otherwise.
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woah
rewind
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>DAVE: examine your life, examine your choices
examine the fact that troll love is based on pity, not fondness.
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“John, when you were eleven you didn’t even know what sex was. If you did, you would not have clicked on that link for two girls one cup. Twice.”
This is the straightest most bro-est make out session that ever happened. Not even a little bit of it is gay. Nope.
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You do your best Dave Strider impression: "hey terezi hey tz hey tz wanna argue cause i do bluh bluh meat popsicle."
Dave and Terezi yell at each other. It gets kind of embarrassing. Dave? Did you hate your brother?
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After SBURB, the kids are stranded on a newly restored Alternia where they are forced to deal with all kinds of terrible, crazy alien crap like troll dating and getting shot with laser guns and intergalactic freedom movements. In space, no one can hear you be ironic. [IMAGE HEAVY]
NOTE: BECAUSE I AM AN IDIOT I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED THE ENTIRE THING WHILE UPDATING WITH THE NEWEST CHAPTER. PLEASE UPDATE YOUR BOOKMARKS. :C
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The Last Song (or michael bolton is so godawful) (or one time dave strider accidentally said what he meant) (ironically) by Cephied_Variable
Homestuck
29 Mar 2011
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This isn't a love confession. This is the most insincerely sincerely insincere thing Dave Strider has ever done.
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"We spend out entire lives chasing after a single moment," Rose warned him once, "But that is no way to live."
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dave strider is not a bicycle; he's a speed machine with polytechnic rims and a sweet stereo system by Cephied_Variable
Homestuck
22 Mar 2011
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Dave Strider is a complicated
mankid and no one understands him except, uh, all these people I guess.