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    "You're going to change the world, Boss, and I want to see it happen. If the Phantom is your sword, let me be your pen. You can ask me to do terrible things in your name, I don't care; just don't lie to me again and I'll see it through with you, by your side until the end."

    (Miller makes a different decision in the 80's and ends up the XO of Zanzibar Land in a world teetering on the edge of chaos.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    111,516
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    218
    Kudos:
    424
    Bookmarks:
    63
    Hits:
    6975
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    A look at the highs and lows of Otacon and Snake's relationship between the scenes and throughout the years. (this is an 6 page preview of our fan-comic)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    868
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    Kaz and Big Boss discuss the rift in their relationship like mature, reasonable adults.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,935
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    161
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1610
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    Big Boss and Miller in the years between Diamond Dogs and Zanzibar. Snake becomes the man he was always meant to be. Kaz tries to get over it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,607
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    91
    Kudos:
    334
    Bookmarks:
    64
    Hits:
    4125
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    “There is no such thing as a Hero. There is only a blank space in our minds that we fill with our hopes and desires. When your hero crumbled, you filled that space with monsters and demons. Your inability to acknowledge this is what traps you here, Kazuhira, unwilling to come back, but incapable of walking away.”

    The Legend, the Phantom, and you. What kind of shitty love triangle only involves two people anyway?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,498
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    229
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    2262
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    When Anduin turned sixteen, his father said: “Anduin, you are a prince. Choose your friends and lovers wisely.”

    Less than six months earlier, Velen had told him: “It is important to light the way, but you do not illuminate the path for the sole purpose of straying from it.”

    It did not seem likely that these two pieces of advice would ever be at odds.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,680
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    175
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    3775
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    The very first time he met Rose Lalonde he was quite certain that everything about her was a fabrication. The very last time he met her, he knew the act by heart.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,797
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    247
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    5845
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    Newternia's streets are merciless, especially if you happen to be a hard-boiled human Detective on your first case with a crazy Legislacerator.

    Oh, your city lies in dust my friend. Your city lies in dust.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,735
    Chapters:
    27/30
    Comments:
    330
    Kudos:
    1326
    Bookmarks:
    386
    Hits:
    77922
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    Twelve years ago, sixteen teenagers were given the chance to change their futures, fortunes, and that of their hometown. Now it's 2021, and Paradox City is the hub for superheroism, supervillainy, super-gritty organized crime, and spandex as far as the eye can see.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,818
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    291
    Bookmarks:
    69
    Hits:
    11695
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    This is a story about love. This is a story about betrayal. Of heterosexuality, Heee Haw, and growing up.

    This is a story about prom.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,649
    Chapters:
    5/8
    Comments:
    110
    Kudos:
    1211
    Bookmarks:
    340
    Hits:
    65581
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    This is not a thing that your patience is made for. Your patience is for flowers and the sky and dogs who know how to fold the universe in half but not how to fetch an irradiated steak. You don’t know how to do this part at all.

    [a remix of Lock it Up and Leave]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,948
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    337
    Bookmarks:
    59
    Hits:
    5412
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    A collection of Short Pieces and Kink Meme Fills.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,506
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    4626
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    Dave and Terezi do a shitty sidequest and experience the Dark Nak of their Soul.

    Written for the Homestuck Shipping Olympics 2011.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,973
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    381
    Bookmarks:
    98
    Hits:
    8702
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    So many centuries wasted searching for potential in my Alternian Troll girls. How could I - even in my omnipotence - have possibly envisioned you as the end result of my search? A pale, soft thing with dagger wit and steeled will?

    A useless question, of course. I could and did envision it. I was merely being melodramatic for effect.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,272
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1855
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    Davesprite thinks this interspecies partnership in incredibly shitty cartooning is getting a little ill-advised there, bro.

    He's probably right.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,538
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    105
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    2307
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    It's a dumb idea like most of Terezi's ideas. For one, they don't tell anyone they're going.

    For another, they've got no destination.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,185
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    286
    Bookmarks:
    82
    Hits:
    7904
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    Your name is John Egbert and you know you are not a homosexual.

    Apparently your friends were informed otherwise.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,178
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    1098
    Bookmarks:
    211
    Hits:
    19035
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    Summary

    woah
    rewind
    you been lookin at my ass vantas

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,125
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    557
    Bookmarks:
    46
    Hits:
    9944
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    >DAVE: examine your life, examine your choices

    examine the fact that troll love is based on pity, not fondness.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,743
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    214
    Bookmarks:
    51
    Hits:
    4122
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    “John, when you were eleven you didn’t even know what sex was. If you did, you would not have clicked on that link for two girls one cup. Twice.”

    This is the straightest most bro-est make out session that ever happened. Not even a little bit of it is gay. Nope.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,453
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    562
    Bookmarks:
    93
    Hits:
    11043

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