Cephalopod
Fandoms
- Homestuck (6)
- Gankutsuou: The Count of Monte Cristo (1)
- Glitch (Video Game) (1)
- Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (1)
- Oglaf (1)
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A story of terror, self-determination, and lunch. Guide the Condesce from her wiggling day to nascent tyrant--or steer her into the jaws of doom and save humanity. Your call.
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Imagine a World With No Pants by Cephalopod for White Aster (white_aster)
Glitch (Video Game)
21 Dec 2012
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Friendly discovers that pants have come to Ur. He's got mixed feelings about it.
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You live a life of constant sexual frustration. You get on the computer while he's not around and you write torrid romantic fanfictions about him and you traversing the landscape illustrated with crappy pictures you stole from the internet and you put them in a folder on his desktop called FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION SIGNED YOUR HORSE.
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The Slitherbeast King Crowned in Joy and Splendor, All-Surpassing by Cephalopod
Homestuck
15 Jun 2012
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it's like summer in the corals when the ocean is too hot, just like this, and the water is made of salt sex and you can breathe it in and see yourself breathe it back out
that's what you do, you breathe sex back out
(everybody's a rockstar, aw yeah)
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DAVESPRITE: Of course you have a hospital. Having a hospital is pretty much the best thing. You would sincerely recommend it to anyone.
Recent bookmarks
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A series of conversations between Jake English and Dirk Strider. WIP.
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9 Dec 2012
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The auto-responder has decided to take the progression of the game into his own hands. Dirk isn't too keen on how he decides to do so.
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19 Sep 2012
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Relationship status: It's complicated.
Series
- Part 1 of Automatic Transmission
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28 Aug 2012
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Dave develops a passion for law enforcement.
Terezi gets a case of the vapours.
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5 Mar 2012