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    Imperial Sanitation Specialist Yaran Avoset discovers a jam in Death Star garbage compactor 3263827. His superior is not amused. Fortunately, a resourceful man can go far in the Imperial Navy.

    Or, how the Death Star got dianogas.

    Words by Carmarthen, art by motetus.

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    Exiled to the University of Graz in Austria, Mercutio writes letters home.

     Mine own Tybalt, if I may still call thee so,

    I am in such an agony of boredom that I have resorted to study. I can hear you now, as if you were here, rumpling my blankets without regard for their order and glowering at me about duty until I must stop your mouth or smother you with a pillow.

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    [A Star Wars fusion, Original Trilogy era.] After Alderaan, Julia stops answering Tybalt's messages. A short epistolary sequel to "Shield and Armour."

     Dear Julia,

     I am safe. You may hear a great deal of speculation about ███████. Pay it no mind, and remember what our family owes to the Empire. Keep yourself safe and listen to your parents. Remember that your family wants nothing more than your safety and happiness.

    Your cousin,

    Tybalt

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    This is the story of how sleep came to Fairyland; or how once, just once, Puck didn't screw up his gift for Oberon. (A crossover with Elisabeth das Musical, but if you've ever read a fairytale involving Death, you won't be confused.)

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    For some reason the cast has been buzzing with idiotic gossip all week. Feri chooses not to acknowledge that kind of nonsense, until he's confronted with the rumors to his face.

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    An assortment of extremely cracky Kylo &/ Hux ficlets: Chuck Tingle pastiche, insurance claims, powerpoint, and territorial raccoons.

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    [A Star Wars fusion, Original Trilogy era.] Imperial Cadet Tybalt Capulet has known since they were children that his cousin Julia carries the Jedi curse just as he does, a secret that would lead to the family's downfall and worse, her death, if the wrong person found out. Unfortunately, Julia has never taken his warnings as seriously as she should have.

    When lieutenant governor Count Paris visits and takes an interest in young Julia, Tybalt must resort to any distraction he can think of to keep Paris from noticing anything unusual.

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    Graduate student Krrra, a member of a spacefaring tentacled race of methane breathers, attends an academic debate on the authorship of the famous play, Rmrreo and Jlljeet, which surely could not have been written by the human refugee Benvolio. Things get a little out of tentacle.

    Any resemblances to actual anti-Stratfordians, living or dead, may or may not be coincidental, because I'm lazy.

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    “I have decided: whoever once again violates the peace will die.”

    The Prince of Verona keeps his word.

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    Before Senator Leia Organa of Alderaan's first speech to the Imperial Senate, Mon Mothma brings her a gift.

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    In which Tybalt is literally a cat, and his violent possessive jealousy re: Julia is a lot more understandable. 100% pure unadulterated crack. (Extremely vague modern AU.)

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    Assorted multifandom snippets from prompt memes, abandoned WIPs, and so on, that don't deserve their own post but which I'd like to have collected for completeness.

    See notes for an index.

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    Assorted ficlets based on Hungarian musical theatre that isn't Rómeó és Júlia. See notes for an index.

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    Anthony confesses to once having held an interest in Peter Merriot; Prudence is intrigued. [Perhaps a hint of D/s dynamics, but no more so than canon.]

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    Whatever is on that scroll Hilarion is passing around the numerus in Belgica, it's starting fights, and Alexios means to put a stop to it. [On the upper end of T for sexuality, but I didn't feel like it was explicit enough to warrant an M rating.]

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    Five Advents for the woman who becomes Lady Capulet (mostly gen, with a hint of f/f).

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    Nurse Angelica always dreamed of a day when Julia and Tybalt would be happy, surrounded by children and with loving spouses to stand between them. Now that that day has finally come, she can no longer avoid a conversation she's long deflected.

    A fix-it of sorts, inspired by drcalvin's "Gallant offers ill-delivered."

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    Maxim and Mrs. de Winter in Greece, long after Manderley.

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    Gardefeu has a well-polished selection of stories for how he and Bobinet had met, ranging from the prosaic, provided to relatives, clergymen, &c., to the outrageous, for the purpose of amusing dance hall girls.

    (Implied OT3 if you squint.)

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    Instead of going to his father's funeral mass, Tybalt picks fights with Montagues.

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