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    "If it was left to me we wouldn't stop anywhere, we’d never have a roof above our heads. We'd just hunt and hunt and kill, until we got killed or worse, maimed or something. And we'd be stuck at the hip, we'd drink and fuck all the time and that'd be it..."

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    Harry knows, and he tries to tell Dexter that everyone else knows, too.

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    The glass is cool beneath his fingers, marked with the prints of God-knows-how-many others. Pleasure-seekers, adventurers, starving brothers; lost souls, all. When he spins it, it seems to twirl far longer than the laws of physics ought to allow. Spinning and spinning, reflecting and refracting and Sam is hypnotized, mesmerized.

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    They're on their way home. Mark is trying to work out how to be a person among people again. The crew finds out about him and Beck. Beck stops shaving. The coffee maker is broken. Life on Hermes.

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    You wonder what they see when they watch you, your arm around her shoulders and her head resting on your chest. You know she’s counting your heart’s beat and you will it slow and steady for her.

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    It was just plain dumb luck that Martinez and Vogel had been passing by his bunk on their way to their own beds and overheard the beginning of Mark’s declamations.

    For the prompt: Gimme Mark getting into an accident and then when he's high on painkillers he starts waxing poetic about Beck's beautiful face while Beck's trying to patch him up and trying not to die of embarrassment as the rest of the crew dies laughing.

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    Sam is having a bad day, Dean can't keep up with him, sparks fly.

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    Mission day 691, people. I’ve come home.

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    Now that Bones knows people write fanfiction about him and Jim he's kind of obsessed with their stats, and Jim has a new hobby.

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    “We’re all going to hell. Might as well enjoy the ride.” – Bela, 3.03 Bad Day at Black Rock.

    The road to hell is paved with good intentions. This is the (real) story of Bela Talbot (real name: Abbey).

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    "It’s remarkable, the damage the mind can do to itself, when left alone in the dark without its usual occupations and distractions."

    When it's the one you love more than anything who's hurt you down to your bones, the recovery process isn't exactly straightforward.

    A story of John adjusting to having Sherlock back in his life.

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    Sam has a dream; he and Dean talk about Stanford.

    Set in the College AU. A few months after the end of 'Catch Me in a Dark Room'.

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    An angel and a Winchester walk into a souvenir shop...

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    Canon divergence on the premise, "What if John told Dean and Sam when he found out about Adam?"

    'We were tight-knit boys, brothers in more than name. You would kill for me, and knew that I'd do the same. And it cut me sharp, hearing you'd gone away. But everything goes away; yeah everything goes away. But I'm gonna be here 'til I'm nothing but bones in the ground.'

    -- Always Gold, by Radical Face.

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    It's summer of 2010, and Sam's former housemate and Dean's friend from work are moving across country to shack up and have babies or something, and Dean -- who takes full credit for hooking them up by the way -- took a few days off work to help them move.

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    How The King of Attolia might have gone, if Gen had taken a certain offhanded remark at the end of Queen a little more seriously....

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    Some months after they buy their house, Sam and Dean are beginning to settle into their new life; living together and hunting more often. A hunt gets bloody and Dean is laid up at home, leaving him bored and restless with nothing to do but text Sam...

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    Yeah, you're allowed to stress when your surrogate little sister follows some strange chick into Oz.

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    A missing scene from the College AU, set sometime between chapter 29 (when Sam and Dean make up after their fight), and chapter 30 (when they're back from their impromptu hunt but before the movie).

    This one started out a little cracky -- canon-as-Sam sent stardust-as-Dean the Someecard linked in Sam's first message -- but as usual when we just let the boys ramble at each other, they ended up talking about more than we'd bargained for.

    This series of emails shows a kind of turning point for both of them as they think and talk about their lives together and what exactly they mean by "normal life" and how hunting, and their evolving relationship, might all fit together. Bonus fun/funny links that Sam sends Dean while ostensibly working on a paper.

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    The one where Eliot is sick and Hardison pretty much sucks at it

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