CannibalForYou



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    Humans have a preconceived notion passed through the ages by poets who reiterated the exact same message: time has the capability of healing wounds of yesterday. That, if enough minutes passed between the injury and the removal of the bloody gauze, what lays beneath will be a clean expanse of skin, untouched, unblemished, like nothing had occurred at all.

    Diana, however, knew this to be a falsity.

     

    [Or the one where Zeus is pretty decent dad and Diana is rewarded for all she’s sacrificed.]

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    Exactly a week after the war officially ends, Steve Trevor opens his eyes to find himself soaking wet and flat on his back on a very familiar beach, with a large crowd of angry Amazonian women staring down at him.

    “Oh boy,” says Steve.

    [A post-movie fix-it fic]

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    They look, for all intents and purposes LIKE a typical bridal party, complete with tiny, adorable bride-to-be decked with a ribbon sash and glowing LED penis-crown. The bridal party even has matching obnoxious t-shirts and different colored feather boas and flashing LED Malibu shades. They look every inch the picture of friendly debauchery that Napoleon has come to predict.

    And yet, a giant blond man that fits every single one of Napoleon's fantasies steps in front of the party, protectively. He pushes up his flashing shades, businesslike and Napoleon almost misses the 'BEST BITCH' proclaimed loudly on the other man's chest in pink, glittering font.

    "Teller, party of seven--I make reservation." The vision says and Napoleon stares.

    aka Illya is the shared maid/man of honor for his best friend Gaby Teller and her fiancée; Napoleon is the pushy, hot waiter that won't stop hitting on him.

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    Self Indulgent AU where Illya Kuryakin is a mail-order groom/house husband to one Gaby Teller. Napoleon Solo is her rom-com cliche bff, who just happens to be a male model and matchmaker to the whole affair.

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