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    Oh, Lex thinks. Oh. He was broken long before this. Crushed into a fine powder, easily inhaled. That's how he got this far, don't you know? How he got by. Mistaken for sugar from a distance, deadly when ingested. Do not induce vomiting; if unconscious remove the victim to fresh air. Do not allow to come in contact with skin. Avoid prolonged exposure.

    If overdose is suspected call 911 immediately.

    (It will be too late by then just ask Mercy. Ask Clark Kent.)

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    or, the back story no one asked for

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    The day Vandal Savage bleeds out on her knife, Kendra Saunders takes Ray's hand. He jerks at first, caught up in a haze of laser fire and bloodlust but then he blinks, helmet visor sliding up and smiles at her.

    "I'm going to break the curse," she says.

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    He finds Lex in a cavernous room, his back to Bruce his hands outstretched. He turns slowly, the alien goo sliding off of him in heavy drops, thick and dark like blood. There is a blankness in his eyes, a disorientation before he smiles, faintly, "Ta - da," he says.

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    Alfred shrugs, "Perhaps he's waiting the customary three days before rising. You know, just to really hammer home the Christ allusion."

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    in which clark might not be dead but he's not quite ready to be alive again

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    The whole thing really starts because Bruce is drunk and Lex is precisely the kind of whiney, irritating ego maniac Bruce would normally go to the ends of the earth to avoid, but he's also got a pretty mouth that Bruce has devoted a depressing amount of time imagining other uses for.

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    Sara watches him with this annoying little smirk on her face and when he's done she takes an overly smug sip of her future-vodka and says, "Well, Leonard, you know what they say about little boys pulling pigtails."

    Len rolls his eyes, "Please. This isn't middle school, Sara."

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    in which len takes the long way round to figuring out he's in love with raymond "we're all adults here" palmer and the rest of the gang have to deal with the fact that no, they're really not.

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    "There has been a shift in the time stream involving Doctor Palmer."

    Palmer looks up at that, expression caught between excitement and uncertainty, "What me?" he asks, blinking.

    Hunter throws him a filthy look and scowls back at Gideon, "Explain," he barks.

    "It appears Doctor Palmer no longer exists," Gideon informs them brightly. She flickers and vanishes and in her place is a flickering front page news story. "In 1986 an explosion destroyed the Palmer residence, killing everyone inside."

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    or, len is forced to hang out (briefly) with not one, but two rays

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    "I really don't understand why you called me," Hux says, for perhaps the third time that day.

    The troopers that stand before him exchange a look and behind them, Captain Phasma sniggers. They hadn't even called her; she'd just sort of turned up to watch him flounder, probably.

    "Well, we thought if anyone knew how to deal with the situation, it would be you, sir," UT - 489 says.

    Hux rolls his eyes. It's not the trooper's fault that he's the only competent officer on this ship, he supposes.

    Between them stands a child.

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    in which a child is found aboard the finalizer and hux takes it in to spite kylo ren except sudden feelings emerge

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    It never mattered before.

    Well, let her rephrase: she never let it matter before.

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    Kylo knows before the Supreme Leader is even consulted that he will not allow a rescue mission for their General.

    He knows this because it's is his immediate response to the news too. It makes sense; after all, Hux is hardly irreplaceable. He is merely a man and though Snoke will be hard pushed to find someone as smart, as loyal, as quick as Hux there is no shortage of suitable successors. Besides, men break easily and when men break they talk.

    And men who talk are traitors.

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    aka, the one where hux is kidnapped, kylo saves him and then through an unfortunate series of events they end up taking shelter with the resistance

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    you wake up again and it's sunny outside.
    you pack your things.

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    sans goes back for gaster, frisk follows after, a new game begins.

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    arthur was born on earth. to some people, that mattered.

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    in which merlin is an AI with a secret, guinivere is a space pirate that goes by gwin, lancelot is a halfway decent pilot and arthur is a human disaster as always

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    He hopes, if only for his own preservation, that is just as meaningless to Ren as it is to him.

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    So, here Alistair is, about to take part in a charge against - whatever that breach is with a terminally grumpy seeker, an Elven apostate who knows way to much about all this for comfort and a dwarf that Alistair definitely recognises from Kirkwall. (Though, so far it seems the dwarf doesn't recognise him which - well, Alistair supposes you have to be grateful for small mercies.)

    And he'd been living such a quiet life before all this.

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    In which the Master rears his ugly head again after the battle and Sigrid, since her father's been put into a healing sleep, takes matters into her own hands and asks Thranduil for protection. To everyone's surprise he agrees and proceeds to spoil the bardlings rotten.

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    Things don't work out with Madeleine. This comes as a surprise to no one, including James, because honestly, "we met when her suicidal father set us up to find and kill an international criminal mastermind" isn't exactly the kind of story you want to tell your grandkids.

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    in which c's death really messes things up for everybody and bond will probably never get his happy ending, at least, not with madeleine

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    Rhy has always favoured the unusual, something that Kell is forever bemoaning him.

    Of course, Rhy points out, that's why he was so fond of Kell in the first place. Why he made such a fuss about the Antari's inclusion in his little family. Why he always treated him as a brother rather than a ward.

    And, of course, Rhy's taste for the unusual often extended to his bed partners - something Kell also wasn't impressed by - and that was where Holland came in.

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    And yeah, okay, maybe there is something appealing about it. About fake names and rental cars and cash only purchases. Maybe there's something that thrills Chris about that.

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    in which post the lodge josh is a suspect and chris isnt having that at all

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    Mike ignores it mostly, focuses on getting back to normal. Tries and fails to get back into the swing of college, has awkward get togethers with friends he feels like he has nothing in common with anymore, joins a gym, goes on a few dates that go appallingly.

    It might not sound like it but he's doing well.

    Like Dr Hill says you don't get over something like that, not ever, it's always going to be there and pretending it isn't isn't going to help. What you can do though is learn to live with it, get used to it. People, Dr Hill says, can get used to just about anything.

    And then they find Josh.

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    Anyway, the point is: Hope is awful with kids. Always has been, always will be and she's apparently picked the worst time ever to drop in on her not-boyfriend at his brand new Avenger-approved apartment.

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    in which hope ends up babysitting cassie and turns out to not be all that terrible at it

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