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  1. Public Bookmark 21

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    In imagining a darker outcome for the encounter between himself and Will at the end of "Dolce," Hannibal changes the course of events.

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    15 Aug 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 87

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    No one was surprised when Tom Riddle, star student, was chosen for Hogwarts champion. Nor was anyone surprised when Albus Dumbledore, prodigy of Beauxbatons, and Gellert Grindelwald, notorious magician of Durmstrang, were selected... Everyone, however, was stunned when Harry Potter - fourth year trouble-maker and Quidditch star - had his name come forth from the flames as well.

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    13 Aug 2017

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    cockblock (vulgar, slang)
    verb: to impede the romantic or sexual advances of a person (usually a man) towards another

    cockblockhead (vulgar, slang)
    noun: a person (usually a man) who unintentionally cockblocks themselves
    see also entries for: self-sabotage, absolute idiocy, Harry James Potter

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    5 Aug 2017

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    Harry doesn’t mind that so many Slytherins from his year have returned to finish their NEWTs, really he doesn’t. It’s just – do they have to be so friendly? He’s not prejudiced, really he’s not. It’s just – they’ve got to be up to something, right? Unnerved by the attention he’s attracting from everyone – the Slytherins are the least of it, to be fair – and struggling with a raft of changes to Hogwarts itself, Harry wishes he could be happy that one constant remains: Draco Malfoy really fucking hates him.

    When he’s hit by an illegal love-spell though, Harry finds he has more to worry about than whether or not Blaise Zabini actually wants to be his friend. For if everyone affected has been blessed – or cursed, by the look on Malfoy’s face – with a magical tattoo revealing the name of their soulmate, what does it mean that Harry’s skin remains completely bare?

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    5 Aug 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 42

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    Harry and his children get acquainted with Draco and Scorpius while queueing to visit Father Christmas.

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    29 Jul 2017