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    Sure, Stiles thought someday he'd be all right with being responsible for some kids. But not when he's seventeen. And not when those kids are actually five werewolves and a hunter who are all inexplicably toddlers again. Freaking witches, man.

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    27 Apr 2017

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    It’s dark and he almost slips when he follows the siren's voice until the water is up to his neck because she wants him, she wants him and he’s lonely, and her calling is like a relief and this might just be worth drowning for. He punches Boyd in the face when he pulls him out of the water, sputtering and coughing and yelling because he wants to go back, because nobody else wants him, don’t they fucking understand that?

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    27 Apr 2017

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    Derek's expecting the new guy. He's expecting another mostly-useless college kid who doesn't know one end of a horse from the other, and Derek doesn't have the time to babysit. What he's not expecting is Stiles Stilinski, who carries on conversations with the livestock and gets maybe a little too chummy with Isaac and is really kind of stupidly perfect in every way. And it's just distracting, that's all.

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    27 Apr 2017

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    Derek decides the best way to get Scott to join his pack is to seduce Stiles first. Derek makes terrible decisions.

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    27 Apr 2017

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    AU where Derek and Laura stay in New York and open a coffee shop after the fire, and Stiles meets them when he moves there for college.

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    26 Apr 2017

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    Derek hoists Stiles to his feet, and the six-year-old topples forward into the ten-year-old’s chest. He grunts and wipes at his cheek.

    “Sorry,” Derek blurts, eyes wide with worry, as he steadies him.

    Stiles smiles and shrugs, “‘s okay.”

    Derek smiles back and crosses his arms, “Okay, you have to be the prince and I’ll be the knight that has to rescue you, okay?”

    Stiles nods, “Okay.”

    “Go to sleep in the treehouse and when I kiss you, you have to wake up,” Derek instructs.

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    26 Apr 2017

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    Agent Derek Hale has been working up the courage to ask his partner Stiles out on a date (finally!) when he heads out on a solo mission—without Derek. Eager to provide support, Derek arrives in Beacon Hills, only there is no mission, and Stiles' dad thinks Derek is Stiles' boyfriend.
    Well. It could be worse.

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    27 Apr 2017

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    "Hey, remember when we popped zits together? So sexy."

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    26 Apr 2017

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    Stiles gets hit by a spell that makes him extra super duper cold. He needs constant heat to survive until someone finds a cure.

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    26 Apr 2017

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    “There are no absolutes, Scott! No hard rights or hard wrongs! The world doesn’t fucking work that way and we can’t afford to think like that, because people are going to die! We signed up for that the moment we got involved with all this!”

    “We? We?” Scott hisses. “Don’t you think you? Don’t forget that you’re the one who dragged us into that forest the night it all started, Stiles. So if it’s anyone’s fault, it’s yours.”

    Something inside Stiles cracks, so strong and so deep that he practically hears it.

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    26 Apr 2017

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    Sheriff Stilinski is slowly and begrudgingly accepting the fact that werewolves exist, regular bad things still do happen sometimes, and his son may or may not be dating Derek Hale behind his back.

    Or, the one where having Derek Hale in his bed is the only way Stiles can get to sleep. Much to his father's annoyance.

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    26 Apr 2017

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    Stiles has a weird reaction to his anesthesia. He wakes up with temporary amnesia. The resulting video gets 1 million hits on YouTube in 6 hours. (Beyoncé can suck it.)

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    26 Apr 2017

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    Prompt: Stiles has to perform some kind of protection spell/ritual to stop the latest threat to BH, but according to Deaton and his terrible, terrible magic books, it requires that he willingly take the ‘life essence’ of an alpha within him so he can power the spell. Yep, semen, because druids were giant pervs back in the day. And apparently that shit is like a magical battery.

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    26 Apr 2017

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    The whole palm-reading ability thing was not something that was ever on Stiles' radar (or the D&D-style stat sheets he'd made up for everyone after the cave adventure of senior year). He can manipulate mountain ash, sure, and the occasional spell if it's simple enough, but any trace of precognitive abilities? Nada. Instead, he gets the occasional glimpse at people's palms and learns way more than he needs to know about strangers - that the waitress at his favorite pizza place has about six months to live, and the mail carrier's ten days from meeting his soul mate - stuff that has absolutely no bearing on Stiles' life and, honestly, is of no use to him whatsoever.

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    26 Apr 2017

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    25 Apr 2017

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    When Stiles adopts a vampire kitten, no one really believes him.

    "It's like the vampire abyss stared into the werewolf abyss and decided they need to be bros," Stiles whispers, horrified.

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    25 Apr 2017

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    Stiles is totally in love with Lydia. Until one day he's not.
    Fuck his life.
    And seriously? Derek? Derek Hale?
    He can't be in love with Derek Hale. Derek hates him.
    Doesn't he?

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    24 Apr 2017

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    "Are you going to buy anything else?" Professional Eyebrows says and Stiles would like to buy him. A cup of coffee. On a date.

    He just ends up pointing at the crate of whatever the fuck is behind Professional Eyebrows' head and says, "Uh, a box of that stuff."

    P.E. turns, glances at the crate, and raises an eyebrow at Stiles. "You want a box of charmed rattlesnake tail?" God, magic is so fucking weird.

    "Yeah." Stiles nods because he's making an ass out of himself. The hipster vampire browsing in the corner is not so subtly laughing at him. The sooner he leaves the better.

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    The one where Derek Hale is a Professional Werewolf Witch who owns a magic shop and Stiles fails at being smooth on a regular basis.

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    22 Apr 2017

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    "You're a virgin," Jackson says. "Everyone says you're a virgin."
    "Everyone but me," Stiles points out.
    More silence. Stiles thinks he can hear crickets chirping. "I'm kinda cold," he complains.
    "Well when were you not a virgin anymore?" Isaac asks, perplexed.

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    22 Apr 2017

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    "Earth to Derek. You okay, man?"

    Derek's eyes are drawn back to the guy in front of him, who's starting to look more worried now.

    "I --" he starts, then swallows against the dryness. "Who are you?"

    --

    or, Derek gets amnesia.

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    21 Apr 2017

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