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    “This is Laura Hale calling. I have you booked at Lake Hale from September 16th - 18th, party of 6. I can assure you that our groundskeeper is up to the task. Previous visitors have reviewed his performance as being “suitably creepy” and “watch him, I think he really is a murderer.” Scripts have been sent to the email addresses you provided. We recommend that you keep the details of your murder private, to ensure the impact the events have on the rest of your party. If you have any questions, do not hesitate to contact me. I assure you, your friend won’t know what hit him. Metaphorically, of course. Welcome to Hale.”

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    22 May 2013

  2. Public Bookmark 17

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    “Hi, I’m Stiles, and what I have for you today is…”

    “Stop, just stop.” Grumpy Eyebrows interrupted. “That is honestly the worst looking Pasta Primavera I have ever seen. I don’t even want to eat it, it looks so bad.”

    Stiles narrowed his eyes. No one insulted his creamy bacon carbonara without even trying it. And no one insulted his creamy bacon carbonara after they tried it either.

    “It’s actually a Creamy Bacon Carbonara, asshole,” Stiles snapped. “And for the record, it’s supposed to look like that.”

    Or the one where Stiles is a new sous chef at Full Moon Steakhouse and Derek is the Gordon Ramsay of all head chefs. So of course they fall in love.

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    21 May 2013

  3. Public Bookmark 37

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    You don’t know why you’re surprised: you really, really don’t. Your life has been one giant supernatural clusterfuck since you were sixteen years old and you still get blindsided by it half the time, still can’t quite force yourself to automatically assume that everything that goes wrong in your life has, at its base, some association with the otherworldly.

    Stiles' house burns down. Derek comes a-calling.

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    20 May 2013

  4. Public Bookmark 25

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    After being dumped, fired and evicted Stiles Stilinski sets out to become the best fucking nanny he could possibly be, giving Mary Poppins a run for her money. That is, if Hollywood Heartthrob and Playboy Extraordinaire Derek Hale doesn't kill him first.

    Or the one in which Derek Hale is an actor and Stiles hired to look after Derek Hale's six year old son.

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    21 May 2013

  5. Public Bookmark 85

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    After a rough year Derek has decided that Stiles needs to learn how to defend himself. Of course, Derek, being Derek, doesn't always have the best ideas. The result is a pack wide mandate to prove that Stiles is a victim. And if there's one thing that Stiles isn't? It's a victim.

    And he's going to show Derek just how much of one he's not.

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    16 May 2013

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