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    “You understand, Professor,” Harry began, after a moment, “that I don’t have my N.E.W.T.s. I don’t even have my O.W.L.s. Between everything I never had a chance the first time around, and then afterwards there didn’t seem to be much point. Hermione argued for it, of course, but I was so tired of Britain. So technically, I am completely unqualified for the position.”

    “Quite a way to begin an interview, Mr. Potter,” McGonagall said dryly.

    Or, three years after the war, Harry Potter becomes Hogwarts' newest Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.

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    20 Jun 2017

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    Once upon a time, Harry Potter hid for two hours from Dudley in a chemistry classroom, while a nice graduate student explained about the scientific method and interesting facts about acids. A pebble thrown into the water causes ripples.

    Contains, in no particular order: magic candymaking, Harry falling in love with a house, evil kitten Draco Malfoy, and Hermione attempting to apply logic to the wizarding world.

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    8 Jun 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 95

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    After the game, things are pretty damn great, even if Dave accidentally goes non-linear once in a while.

    (in other words, John tries to help Dave cope with spontaneous temporal displacement)

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    25 May 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 39

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    A shorter and funnier sequel to Lady Knight Volant, taking Kel & co. to Yaman where the Emperor has a problem and Lord Sakuyo is stirring the pot.

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    10 Apr 2017

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    Continues Lady Knight to the end of the Scanran War. K/D eventually. A long novel of action and manners, featuring immortals, gods, the timeway, a serious battle, some unlikely topography, and a lot of improbable architecture. Oh, and some haiku.

    Metasummary: Mary Sue? Mary Sue? I'll give you Mary Sue and make you marry her with bells on, so help me an awful lot of gods ...

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    30 Mar 2017