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  1. Public Bookmark 34

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    While traveling between the Carrock and Beorn's home, the Company falls through a hidden hole in the ground (Bilbo starts to notice a pattern) and find themselves in a underground kingdom inhabited solely by female dwarves who have fled their homes in search of a culture that did not prohibit their dreams, where they could live and do whatever they wish. The kingdom has survived because the women will occasionally go out for one-night-stands to try and have children, and all the children end up being girls.
    The kingdom is ruled by a stubborn warrior-ess who knows all-too-well how much her homeland looked down upon dwarrowdams.
    The Company, of course, does not receive the warmest welcome as all of the women think they are spying and want to steal them back for wives and slaves. Except for Bilbo of course, they just find him adorable.

    From the Hobbit Meme, though I strayed a little

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    3 Apr 2013

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    'Bilbo Baggins stared irritably at the thick silver bands before him, thinking them more like shackles without chains than the symbols of love and maturity they were supposed to be. He did not want to be bonded, did not want a husband or wife, and did not want the responsibility that came with these damn things.'

    Completely ignores the storyline, you've been warned.

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    29 Mar 2013

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    Bilbo looked down at the piece of paper the Magistrate had pressed into her hand. 'Certificate of divorce due to permanent barrenness of the womb' it read in elaborate and rather pretentious calligraphy. It might as well have read 'Certificate of Disgrace' for all that it meant the same.

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    27 Mar 2013

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    Fíli lived his life by an old dwarven proverb: when a fool drops a treasure, a wise man picks it up (it sounded better in the original khuzdul).

    Bella Baggins never quite fit in the Shire. Perhaps she was made for the mountains, instead.

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    26 Mar 2013

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    He needed someone to love, to care for, to see him. The fates saw fit to give him a baby Pooka. Jack didn't intend to be a father, it just ended up working out that way.

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    22 Mar 2013

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